Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't coochie pop no more.

Lisa, I know what you're doing.

But you can trust me as your partner.

You don't want some of this?

Ithoughtyoulooked great in that thong.

I'm a bad bitch goddess!

Ooh! This is 200-year-old wormwood absinthe.

Just a little breather, and just take a moment.

That's it! Let's do this!

to get our website off the ground. I hired a designer!

I was terrified.

And you know how men are. Rudderless, needing a purpose.

Yes, sure, of course. We are your biggest fans.

All right. But I'm gonna fix it.

You want a cough drop? Hmm. Yeah.

I know, but, look, I won't do it again.

thinking we were the baddest chicks in the game.

Is that what you're doing to my homegirl?

and that's definitely not Ryan he's tonguing down.

There we go! Yeah!

Oh, slow down, baby. Slow down, baby.

Some of us have to find a place to stay.

Mmm-hmm. You know what?

Miss Terry mcmillan.

Come on, Ryan. I need to... I gotta show you something.

y'all two to have my back anyway.

Thanks for letting me go, man.

I'm gonna just leave it on high, all right?

Well, why did you come here?

I was gone for three minutes!

So much fun. Yeah!

Well, what is this?

Flossy posse...

has got a third party wedging her way into their house of love.

Come on, lis. Come on. It's time, let's go!

How it’s going tonight

I'm so sorry! Sasha: You kissing the air, girl.

And you can see, there are a lot of different peppers and colors...

because once a man lays his eyes

We love you, girl!

It's who you are.

No more slipups.

He is a monster with it.

Accidentally? Ls that what he told you?

Oh, what's good, miss Miller?

Scrubs, really? That's what you're doing?

something good.

Yeah! Cheers! Whoo!

We tripping. We tripping?

hug on some of that man meat out there.

Just because he got a big dick,

We're gonna be staying up late, drinking,

She gave him what I couldn't.

I slay, I slay, all day

Who's ready for essence fest?

but, um, how many sexual partners have you had?

- Okay? Real talk. - Mmm-hmm.

Why don't we invite someone from our audience to come up and have a taste?

Snitches SNITCHES GET STITCHES. OH SHIT!

but a year goes by where you don't see each other.

Darling, yes, look at us! No. No.

I got the best thing in New Orleans right here.

Congratulations, sash. You know what, I really hope it was worth it.

Those were legendary.

What was that you were saying about pent-up energy?

How much further? Shit! My bunion is killing me.

What does that look like, hanging like that, to you?

just like everybody else.

What? Dina, this my aunt Marian!

Wait, what did you do?

We need to talk.

Go find Rochelle! No, you go find Rochelle!

Don't be speaking French to me, motherfucker!

Thank you so much.

Step back, fool!

Alisha, Cathy, Rhonda & Jerre’

- Sorry, go before I spank you. - I just did.

It's a disaster! It's just a shitshow.

because that is what a girls trip is for.

Mmm. It smells like hennessy and Booty sweat up in here!

Thanks for having my back up there.

Who Started The Whole Thing, But They're |S

- Let's go, bitches! - She's right, let's go!

Yes, tell me it recorded.

Hobbies Smoking Cigars

We're The Girls With A Passion For Fashion! ooooooooh Girlz. Oooooooooooooooooh Girlz. Guh Guh Girlz.

I told him, and now this motherfucker

Oh! Wait, come on, y'all.

are gonna really appreciate this outfit. Mmm.

What was that, Sasha?

- We've gone through this before. - Here she comes.

Oh, look at that!

Thank you, I love you. Don't hug on me,

It's chlamydia, y'all that shit you can cure!

That place is nasty! It's haunted!

Now, this button right here, it raises the voltage of it.

Are you kidding me?

Bitch, you the reason we here.

Well, most of us.

Heard she sucked off a-rod in a bathroom one time.

All right, girl, that's what I'm talkin' about!

Couch on my head...

Let's rough it. It'll be like old times.

just to make a name for yourself, missy,

I'm just gonna whip her ass!

Do that shit, Dina. What!

Who's the hottie with the badunkadunk?

And they can have that little bitch ass baby.

it just messes everything up.

a fight for survival, and I will win.

To get your ass kicked again?

What the hell's going on?

Y'all heifers about to kiss now, or what?

Dina, nobody asked you!

It's a really good vibe, come on.

A ghost tried to fuck me!

Please beat her ass.

The woman I am proud to call my wife,

and no DNA touses or bad behaviourextractor or taylor tuss or dove poo chocolateier ok? you don't like so i don't like. after whiper tousering isn't good so stop it now!

Of course, there's Lisa.

So, hey, I don't mean to be intrusive,

fiercest, most honest friend we have.

What is "black girl magic"?

Ooh, I gotta hide a bitch body.

- Julian. - Good lord!

Wait, are you serious?

oh. You need to relax, judge Judy.

Okay, now here's what I want.

I made something very special for us this weekend.

Stop! Damn, she dangerous.

Oh, you know what! Come on, girl!

What do you mean, hjusthappened? It's in the past!

I wanna be a fly on that wallpaper.

Can I just touch it? You can touch it.