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that you had a choice, because having one...
No. No, it's okay.
I'm gonna tell you the reasons why I don't.
Who works here?
Yeah, so I just wanted to come by
maybe you're underestimating her.
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and you made me
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Abuela asked me to never tell you what she said, and I...
I-I came in, after tennis,
Of course I am! That's a mistake.
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I think we bring out an ugly side in each other.
- Blessed is the fruit of... - Shh!
Please...
What are you doing here, man?
You had a magical kiss.
Dude... this is the same girl who would not leave your side
Come in.
Probably shouldn't drink.
Mom, stop staring.
Oh. Wait, wait.
For us. Don't have this baby.
Everybody decent?
Jane has never met her father.
and saw Jane's father again.
You look so surprised.
I mean, it was his only sample.
I just want to give you fair warning that
And there was only a-a 20% chance
I accidentally inseminated you two weeks ago.
I got the prescription.
Do what?
who's dating slutty Crystal...
Doctor's office...
- Abuela, please. - _
You have an insemination in seven, then a pap in eight.
Some guy's here to see you, Xo.
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really believed that to be true.
because you're smart and kind.
that it would take, so I-I thought
I know. I know. I'm just...
What?!
Right? Like some kind of hormonal thing or...
Look, if you don't do it, someone else will.
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She's here.