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Jane's father's identity a secret.
It doesn't matter. Two weeks ago, um...
I love you because you're my best friend.
It's not Bruce.
We'd take it. And then what?
Look, I'm just saying...
Do you know who feels bad about taking money?
Okay.
unless you want the sperm to die...
I.D. the girl.
'cause two years is a really, really long time,
Um, yeah, an-an insemination and a pap. I got it.
And it's gone.
Please.
I'm sorry.
Ay, ay, ay.
Her passions include Jane and Paulina Rubio.
Thanks for stopping by.
It's probably easiest that way.
_
And I know from the Internet
when you were going through chemo.
Maybe we should talk in private.
Yeah.
but that's not why I'm proposing, okay?
I know. Me, too.
Jane!
The-the cancer card?
Immaculata.
- Michael, just... - Wait, wait, before you say anything...
so that my life was different than my mother's.
What?
as long as you're outstanding at your job. Pick one.
But I've never had sex.
Look at you, being all selfless.
Are you okay?
Bien.
for me wanting to end the pregnancy are so selfish,
The manager said you wanted to see me?
- Mom... - There's options.
that you would never know, but things turned out differently.
How will telling him change that?
I met Jane's mom. Seems like a handful.
maybe I can just... Oh, okay.
Oh.
Pink means pregnant.
Hi. Yes. I'm... sorry.
The best way to get over a man is to get under a new man.
But that doesn't mean that you owe her your whole life.
I don't practice law anymore.
You get the tail.
I don't love you because you're hard-working and competitive