Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mommy, shh!
I can't lie to a religious messiah.
Nice to meet you, Ms. Villanueva.
Fine. I'm just a little nauseous.
- Oh, yes. - No.
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Look, I'm sorry that I called you a jerk the other night.
Stop.
that I have worked so hard every second
That's where we know each other from.
Mom, I'm not in the mood, all right?
I didn't. I panicked.
And suddenly, just like that,
Like I'm a bomb that could go off.
Would you have had me?
Being told you can't have kids will lead to you
Don't say anything.
Two weeks ago, when I walked in on Allison with...
to wait a whole month, and that's not fair to you.
If Grandma hadn't made you?
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Michael?
I understand that this is unplanned.
Pick a straw, please.
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I had sex with Bruce three days ago.
Look, you've changed. I mean, of course you did.
Let's talk, Janie.
But alas, it was too late.
Were you drinking?
Don't forget this.
- You're wrong, mother. - It's all right.
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Right there. In broad daylight.
I'm not gonna lie... I thought she'd bolt.
Luisa Alver would say
where both parents want it.
The order is not important.
- No, Mom. - Clearly, she's not a virgin.
My sisters say guys get all cheeseball before they propose.
or that we have debts,
She means nothing to me, I swear. I don't even care...
Where did you get your degree from? The University of Dumbass?
that goal being to make bank. Okay.
“You might be a father.”
It's true.
It's...