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Pick one, keeping in mind there's nothing to worry about
I'm sorry, but she's just not pregnant.
Okay.
Tomorrow will change everything.
Yeah.
“Immaculate Conception of Jane Gloriana Villanueva,”
so... I need a lawyer.
- Those are her breakup boobs. - Hmm.
Trying to be brave.
- I have to go. - Wait.
I'm having the baby.
I told you I didn't want to talk.
Oh, abuela, it is not what you think.
No, we didn't.
- Uh-uh. - Don't treat me like that.
Wait. Why are you talking to slutty Crystal?
I'm...
What?! Why are you telling me this?
She was upset.
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You should be in jail, lady. You should be locked up.
No, no, I didn't.
And I've done everything right... my whole life,
Janie...
Look, if anything goes wrong, your father will help out.
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that you can't refreeze the sample, so...
Michael doesn't want it.
Hopefully, I don't get an STD.
Luisa realized what she'd done.
They should put that in the manual, right?
Xiomara Gloriana Villanueva.
I didn't have a monster crush on him.
Gloriana Villanueva, will...
I'll hand out glasses.
Don't have this baby.
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The kid?
Oh, Mom, I did not need to see...
Maybe Michael's gonna propose.
- I can't. - _
I inseminated a girl with your sperm... mistakenly.
Congratulations.
Hey, I need someone to run champagne to cabana four ASAP.
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You said it was an emergency?
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