The Love Guru (2008)

The Love Guru (2008)
PG-13ComedyRomanceSport

Pitka an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge: To settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player whose wife left...

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20 Jun 2008
The Love Guru
Marco Schnabel
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#1
Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 25.709
Darren, if your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant,
Darren, if your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant,
Quizzes:Hockey Quiz
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#2
Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 24.796
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would you help your Uncle Jack off an elephant?
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#3
Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 24.749
The Bible is "basic instructions before leaving earth."
The Bible is "basic instructions before leaving earth."
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#4
Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 24.684
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 24.568
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 24.340
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#7
Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 24.183
"That looks like a penis, only smaller."
"That looks like a penis, only smaller."
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#8
Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 23.985
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 23.529
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You're like prison bitch jumpy.
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#10
Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 22.847
And my guru, Guru Tugginmypudha had a guru, Guru Cheddafrumunda.
And my guru, Guru Tugginmypudha had a guru, Guru Cheddafrumunda.
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#11
Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 21.638
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 21.617
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Daffy Duck pushing a lawn mower through my pubes.
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#13
Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 21.565
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 21.463
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What is it you can't face?
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 21.180
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 20.902
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 20.747
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It's called, What's This? A Dead One of These.
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 20.518
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 20.400
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 20.121
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 20.006
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 19.872
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 19.643
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