Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(WHISPERS) Hey! Mister!

What's wrong? We can't do this.

Have you read my book on the grieving process?

Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft Deposit the change from my coin purse

No! Please, no!

♪ More than words ♪

Hold on, hold on.

Thank you, Rajneesh.

Darren, if your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant,

♪ Waiting for the day ♪ ♪ your ship will come in ♪

where it all began,

Tonawanda Street.

You can try to beat him here. Or here.

And this guru was, you know, handsome, you know,

And the question on everyone's mind is, where's Roanoke?

PITKA: Listen up. I am a guru.

TRENT: And we're getting ready to drop the puck for game one of the Finals.

but fate chose these sides, not us.

Look, man, just get back on your pillow, all right?

We'll talk in the car.

and that you can suck his big greasy...

(MOUTHING) What do I do?

GET OFF MY TITS

and I wear a chastity belt.

which I still use to this day.

♪ I drove all night ♪

♪ Lead me to your rock ♪

I think I'm gonna have to do a panty check.

They are both dead. They were missionaries.

Let's rip off their heads and shit down their necks!

Thank you very much.

Pants! Sheket Bevakasha!

♪ I'm a smoker ♪

LILLIAN: Go, baby boy! Go, go, go, go, go!

मेरे अंडकोष में चोट लगी है mere andakosh mein chot lagee hai

What did you say to me?

♪ Because I speak ♪ ♪ of the pompatus of love ♪

And say this guru, maybe not me, maybe somebody else,

Yes, yes, yes, it's good.

My father once told me the Yankees hired a guru to turn their team around.

Lol guru more like it...

The curse is over for the Leafs, and I need to sleep!

What does that mean, "a girl like me"?

(PHONE RINGING)

Guru Hathasmalvena had two main periods of his Gita,

You think this'll work?

Post-ejaculation, the barbs at the tip of the penis retract.

Prudence would stare into my eyes, and she'd say...

But I need to become the next Deepak Chopra!

I must finish my job with Darren.

♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing ♪

(JACQUES GROANING)

george get me bloddy reety winterrigels! boing good riddance i'll chuck in mareeshaeta india in a minute if you don't shut up!

♪ It's enough to drive you ♪ ♪ crazy if you let it ♪

You see, I left 'cause I was scared that if I didn't win the Stanley Cup,

He was in a perfect marriage.

Nice bell shaped ass

and throw stuff at my head.

(BOTH SPEAKING FRENCH)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO)

I may have twisted my thumb. Yeah.

♪ Out on the streets ♪ ♪ the traffic starts jumping ♪

Come on now, you. No, you.

and if I get on Oprah,

I can always refund your misery.

personal pain, or a drug addiction,

Can't play in front of his mother?

I know Prudence has had it up to here with Grande.

for reasons that cannot be stated on this program.

♪ Hold tight ♪ ♪ 'cause we don't stop ♪

I just got the call. You are 100% booked on Oprah.

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

♪ Jump in the shower ♪ ♪ and the blood starts pumping ♪

Over to you, Trent.

Ladies and gentlemen, here to sing The Star-Spangled Banner,

Ow ! My nutsack ! My nut’s sack ! My nuts’ sack ! My balls ! My ballsack ! Ouch that hurts me ! Oh.

never ever watch the bottle.