Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(CURSING IN FRENCH)
♪ BOTH: Saying I love you ♪
Which is a lot like calamari.
but you must never say bad things about yourself.
Mariska Hargitay.
(LAUGHS)
Im the queen of the show you don't want to fight with me Ok???
There are two things about violence they teach you when becoming a guru.
He needs a distraction. Jane, follow me!
More like gay-skin, how about. What? Yeah.
Five minutes. Well, you better hurry up,
Why Are You Still Hitting Yourself?
Fine. I don't need material things.
(COUGHING)
Yeah!
Yeah, well, I can't keep getting my ass kicked!
♪ Watch, pray, watch ♪
Bear cub. Left cave.
Good distraction frees us from emotional pain.
They did it!
♪ What so proudly we hailed ♪
Are you as turned on as I am right now?
Go get 'em!
All right, then.
TRENT: Game six here in Toronto!
Bobby
ALL: Stink Mop!
Darren, I took a shortcut with you, and I'm sorry.
DICK: Guru Pitka?
Of cooorse, sillo dan
Give me that ticket! Give me it!
And after a good whipping, cream rises to the top.
I'm sorry to hear about your father.
Isn't there any way that you could skip a step or two?
Here we go, here we go.
Two million dollars!
(BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY PLAYING)
♪ Raise up your voice ♪
Oprah called me, and she said you canceled.
(SIGHS)
and if you can restore Darren Roanoke's marriage,
♪ You're in the same boat ♪ ♪ with a lot of your friends ♪
My father, Hank Bullard, bought the Leafs in 1967.
♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing ♪
You. No, you.
(WHISTLES)
Maurice, if Plato, Shakespeare and Einstein
'Cause, man, I don't play well around her, man.
Put that shit on a T-shirt.
"Did it smell that bad when you ate it?"
I'll break your fingers.
Then tomorrow we will go to her!
♪ Watch, watch ♪
Now, I'm ready to receive.
TRENT: Roanoke on a breakaway! Five-hole trap!
Stay down, bitch!
French-Canadian goalie, Jacques "Le Coq" Grande.
(EXCLAIMS)
Maurice.
TRENT: Five-hole trap!
Well done! Nice job!
JACQUES: Prudence?
Do I look like a child? Of course I want curlies on my nuts.
of the Tugginmypudha Ashram.
(BOTH GIGGLING)
Oh, my pretty. Miss Bullard, it has been terrific.
Over to you, Trent.
Listen, Darren, I know we are rivals,
I'm a hockey player! That's what hockey players do. We fight!
Mariska Hargitay, Jessica Simpson.
Well, I've been wearing this belt since I was 12 years old.
What's that mean?
Now, why won't you let your ma come see you play?
Well, you know, I got attacked by a rooster. So, you know.
TM.
may I still...
Don’t punch my testicles ever again
(ALL CHEERING)
Well, in my book, I Know You Are, But What Am I?
Get the crash kit!
♪ Where I shall not be moved ♪
Oh my balls! Aw my balls! Ooh my balls! Ow ! Ouch.!
Of course, I'll stay, Jane.
Ooh. Ow.
Intimacy Or in to me I see
If I fix their marriage, I get on Oprah,
Friday the 13th
!
Ball-Gazer! Oh, My god! There You Go!
was dating the L.A. Kings' legendary.
You know, so they don't boo me
♪ You ever love ♪ ♪ someone so much ♪
But his point was this, "If you can't love yourself, you can't love another."
(LAUGHS)
Stop Hitting Yourself.
Oh, Mom, don't, don't.