Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come by my ashram tomorrow at noon.

I think I made a happy wee-wee. Yeah.

Mariska Hargitay, Your Holiness.

is never ever watch the puck.

and we've got the momentum!

I so enjoyed your sutra, especially the part about not being a victim.

♪ I'm a joker ♪

(SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

(MOUTHING) I don't know!

And I will not take a shortcut.

♪ Because you love me ♪

Your manager Richard Pants is here.

♪ No, no, no ♪

Master, if I am not allowed to be with a woman,

But before we get going, I'd like to start by thanking my own personal champions.

♪ Raise it up, raise it up ♪

You're leaving? Yes.

(INDIAN CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

Of course, we don't know if we're going to game five!

Failure? There's no such thing as failure.

Why do you hurt me?

Little help, please!

Well, you know, I deflect because of the pain.

Well, whoever wins tonight walks away Stanley Cup champions.

"Eatin' ain't cheatin'."

I spoke with your wife, Prudence.

I'm sorry, I didn't catch your gnome... Name!

Well, this was fun.

I guess you got everything you wanted.

We've not much time. I have an apology letter from Darren.

Good luck. He won't even let me in.

Well, that's easy to say and hard to do.

Goal! And game five goes to the Leafs!

I find your work really inspiring.

Thank you, Speedy. That's great.

Yes, it is arbitrary! Fight anyone for any reason!

TRENT: Rob Blake is lucky the refs didn't see that.

So, you are the owner of the ice hockey team, the Toronto Maple Leaves?

I am making diarrhea sounds with my cup.

Don’t ever punch my nutsack again I haven’t cum in thirty three years and you jabbed my testicles!

Guru Pitka? What happened to you?

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

I'd still be a hero

Rajneesh will now prepare a dish

I actually went to one of your sutras after my father passed away.

Thank you so much!

Yes. You are laughing!

No. Well, it does.

So he writes one stupid note and you expect me to take him back?

You're an idiot.

(PITKA GROANING)

Without intimacy, you feel nowhere.

Well, how do you do? Shrimp?

You are a very lucky man.

(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)

I think they're doing it hard.

♪ Raise the roof beam high ♪

Tonight I want you to go from nowhere

This may go badly.

Or some such bullshit. I don't know. Gotta go!

mother of Leafs' center, Darren Roanoke, Lillian Roanoke.

Oh great Ghandi! My gonads !

TUGGINMYPUDHA: I am not blind.

I was afraid that Prudence would leave me if I didn't win the Stanley Cup,

of cooorse,sillo dan

I just came by to say hello and goodbye.

and I hope the staples come out soon.

We have to go back in there and confront your mother.

But until I learn to love myself,

It's good, it's good, it's good, it's good, it's good.

DARREN: Got it.

Condescending. That's a big word for you.

♪ 'Cause I'm a picker ♪ ♪ I'm a grinner ♪

SMART CHICK MEGAN ORSER... YOU ARE AN AMAZING GURU

♪ You gave me faith ♪ ♪ 'cause you believed ♪

Hold on one second.

♪ Show me how you feel ♪

(BUZZER BLARES)

Someone's in here. Someone's in here!

"That looks like a penis, only smaller."

And as I once read on a wall, in a truck stop bathroom in Barstow,

Jane, I promise you, everything will be fine.

my most resistant student,

You're like the poor man's Deepak Chopra.

♪ They just use your mind ♪ ♪ and they never give you credit ♪