Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Neo-Eastern-Self-Help-Spiritualist is no small thing.
Stay away from my girlfriend!
I should go. No, Jane, wait! I...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let me handle this.
would you help your Uncle Jack off an elephant?
If you don't get on that plane, I will take 60% of the ashram!
I gotta get my girl back, GP.
it's another article about Deepak Chopra being number one
You have gone from nowhere to now here.
Cherkov, call a time-out.
I get it! I am distracted!
She's good.
- Let's see what's happening rinkside. - JAY: No!
You change your hair color? 'Cause it looks nice.
Get busy, Bodhi.
But that's not what we're having tonight.
Okay.
Can I still jerk off?
Looks like he's smuggling a schnauzer.
Interesting.
♪ I play my music in the sun ♪
I didn't hear anything.
Oh hell no
I'm the next Deepak Chopra!
Yeah! Yeah!
Holy (BLEEP)...
I was put on this earth to spread a message of peace and love.
Well, they didn't protect you from that outfit, now, did they?
No! You!
Mariska Hargitay... Mariska Hargitay.
bedroom eyes, pouty lips,
Do you think he's really changed?
and if they don't see Darren and Prudence together by the next game,
I will show you a Darren who is completely changed.
You are.
I told her she should give you another chance.
What'd you call me, Jagamo?
TRENT: This is it, folks. Game four.
I know I'm excited, Jay. How are you?
(LAUGHING)
Yeah. This ain't Driving Miss Daisy, man.
Right here? There. Right there.
She's like kryptonite to him.
Now, your entourage must stay behind.
but I won't say bad things about myself!
Guru Pitka, this is Jane Bullard, owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs.
No, you might want to pick up some depends.
.
You see, you're filled with joy of a child!
Babu, you cannot take a shortcut.
Miss Celine Dion.
because he bogarted the rehab toilet hooch
(thud)
You have a firm grasp of the obvious.
That would mean Roanoke would be out for game two and three!
♪ Raise up your song ♪ ♪ and not your fists ♪
Once again, I'm Trent Lueders.
Jane! Jane, wait!
Bing-bam-boom, you got a baby pachyderm. Back to you, Trent.
I am His Holiness, the Guru Pitka.
♪ Oh, I shall not be moved ♪
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ALL: Seven, six, five, four... Seven, six, five, four...
Just Etch A Sketch everything I was saying.
♪ No, no ♪
I'd like to thank the Academy.
♪ Oh, I shall not be moved ♪
What?
I took another job.
Yes, of course. Yeah, business. Yes, of course.
Your Holiness? Mark my words, this shortcut will haunt you.
by the greatest singer ever from Quebec,
The fans who supported me with their cards and letters
I know, it is weird.
Actually, it's Leafs.
Blowme, yeah. Blowme.
What did you do to my rooster?
My balls hurt
In order to learn distraction,
Is it?
Now, take a look at this.
Hello.
(GURGLING CONTINUES)
doesn't mean that Prudence will only love you when you achieve.
Brad and Angelina.
Who is this prick?
I miss Prudence.
(HUMMING)
I haven’t jizzed in 33 years and you pounded my testicles
RAJNEESH: Bodhisattva!
And my guru, Guru Tugginmypudha had a guru, Guru Cheddafrumunda.
As long as Jacques "Le Coq" Grande is banging Darren's wife,
but he's playing great!
That's okay. Give me a hug.
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
♪ Raise the roof beam high ♪
I own you!
To seek my true self.
When you really want something... You gotta work for it
Oprah! Come on, Oprah.
Lambert's Intermission Strategy Chat
Mariska Hargitay, Your Holiness.
(ALL LAUGHING)