Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Are you finished? No!
My testicles!
To see Darren.
My favorite.
Once you have learned
Damn it! We're down three games
♪ That you love me ♪
TRENT: The Toronto Maple Leafs have won the Stanley Cup!
That's Darren's mother! Quaking pudding!
What the hell happened to you?
RAJNEESH: Do you think Grande saw us?
(BOTH SCREAMING)
No, you might want to pick up some Depends.
And by the way, you look breathtaking.
Go ahead!
(LAUGHING)
How did you get there?
Yes, I am, asshole-face man!
(STOMACH GURGLING)
Balls curry
(CHUCKLES)
Sure.
All right, good night, everyone! Yeah!
No, no, no, no, no.
Jane, the City of Toronto doesn't hate you.
Put that Shit On a T-Shirt
Is it made from dog Is it made from dog
Champion.
in the valley of Lintinmybelli.
.
(PHONE RINGING)
I'm not really sure why.
if you can get Darren Roanoke back with his wife
All right, kiss ass.
Goodbye? Yeah.
PITKA: That was great!
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Coach Cherkov, I would invite you,
Thank you.
Forget about it.
You injured my testicular gonads . My ballsack ! My balls’ sack ! My ball’s sack
we take it in my office.
(ALL EXCLAIMS)
Can I still jerk Off
TRENT: Roanoke's going for the Ice Slam!
I might have some monkey-mustard back there.
I like the Christmas babies, Trent!
O You abused my scrotum
Tonight, the Toronto Maple Leafs' Darren Roanoke
Mac N Poops!
TRENT: Tonight, game one of the Stanley Cup Finals.
But wait, it gets better!
Ride 'em, cowboy.
Hey, ref! Time-out!
Of course not!
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I need to empty my balls! I need to cum !
♪ Want to move ahead but the ♪ ♪ boss won't seem to let me ♪
You're a good man, Deepak Chopra.
Hello, superstar.
Hey, ref! I'm having a heart attack.
(BUZZER BLARES)
Ball-gazer!
It's a date.
The Leafs have won three straight games!
or EIEIO.
(GRUNTS)
Pitka's coming. Just stall.
Someone's in here
(GROANING)
What do you think I want to do now?
He could watch the game at home, but he can't play!
(MOUTHING) Hi, baby!
I miss the connection.
(FARTS)
You are now ready to meet your ma.
I emptied my aching balls
♪ Said I watch like a sparrow ♪
She freaks me out.
♪ Well it's a brimful of Asha ♪ ♪ on the 45 ♪
You want curlies on your nuts?
Damn, damn, damn!
Mariska Hargitay.
Give me a pound. Lock it down.
Take a shortcut!
Well, no, you! You!
Now, do you want to win Stanley's Cup?
♪ Pour myself ♪ ♪ a cup of ambition ♪
It's a problem.
DICK: He's definitely in.
♪ Is all you have to ♪ ♪ do to make it real ♪
Now, get out there, and don't kill them.
Yes, I wanna win the Stanley Cup!
TRENT: Roanoke with the puck. What a pass!
(TRUMPETING)
Action picks up here in game seven with only 31 seconds left to go.
He's right! I'm just a stupid rich girl about to be a huge failure.
I'm beautiful and I have a secret.
*
I can't play in front of you, Ma!
This little guy scared the crap out of me.
Yeah.
Great show, Guru Pitka.
(TRUMPETING)
And Guru Cheddafrumunda had a guru, Guru Hathasmalvena.
Superstar! Superstar, wait! Whoa!
Okay, there are two ways to regress you.
(WHOOPS)
Watch out!
the Ecumenical Intuitive Enlightenment Initiative Organization,
Say.
Why do you think Darren Roanoke threw away his marriage?
My guru had a guru
And we haven't won a Stanley Cup since.
Uh-huh.
.
In my book, If You're Happy and You Know it, Think Again,
Our plane is about to leave for Oprah,
Yes. Hello?