Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look what you did to my jacket.

so I left Prudence first.

Sometimes we would wake up a couple hours later,

and I will go deliver it to her.

- PITKA: No, no! - CHERKOV: Let me at him!

Baby, are you all right?

♪ To get to you ♪

"M" and "A" spells "ma," and we went to Buffalo and we saw his ma.

I found a voice-over machine,

I mean, he can't even play in front of his own mother.

Best goalie ever

Yes. We did Maturity and Action.

And now, I'd like to show my love by making for you a Quebec pizza.

This is a disaster. He's my only...

Thicker than a snicker

Two and three, out, can't play in the game.

♪ Everybody needs a bosom ♪

(JANE LAUGHING)

Rajneesh, let's make like a baby and head out.

♪ Oh, I shall not be moved ♪

♪ Oh, I shall not be moved ♪

♪ Yawning, stretching, ♪ ♪ try to come to life ♪

(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)

Have you seen today's paper?

You can say bad things about me,

Throw a hex on you.

♪ Lead me to your rock ♪

Superstar! What did he say to you?

May I have the key?

Not everything, Jane.

Yes, it is arbitrary! Fight anyone for any reason!

(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)

The Leafs look rattled without Roanoke.

and the bitch was not one of them.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the incredible Miss Celine Dion!

Even Jay-Z had 99 of them,

Put that shit on a T-shirt

ALL: Stink Mop. Go.

♪ Oh, I shall not be moved ♪

Remember, kids, this is not how you play hockey.

There's a snap in the back.

RAJNEESH: Sir, please, please make sure it's locked, sir. Please, over there.

Goal! Roanoke may be fighting for his life,

Superstar, look at your hands.

My goal is to get you to say, "Gee, you are you."

He won't allow his mother to come to any of his games!

Just because your mother only loved you when you achieved

that I'd made from apples and pantyhose.

Please enter the ashram of the Guru Tugginmypudha.

Rajneesh, you have to come meet me!

Out of the way! Coach! Coach!

Put that SHIT On a T-Shirt

(CURSES IN FRENCH)

But did you stand up to her?

I would not wanna be his nutsack.

Now, everyone, let's just take a seat.

Otherwise, what am I gonna do with this?

And you! You're just a stupid rich girl!

I can explain. Okay, go ahead.

But the question on everyone's mind is,

Well, it's hard to believe a girl like you can't find a man.

It's hard to laugh when men only see you as some curse.

Thanks to Roanoke, the Leafs have got the Kings on the run.

♪ And I'm a sinner ♪

I haven't laughed like this in such a long time.

Now, what is it you cunt face?

With one second left! It's a penalty shot.

Put that shit on a t-shirt

♪ I'm everything I am ♪

How can you be the Love Guru

Ow! My cock! My prick ! My Willy ! My dick !

I am His Holiness the Guru Pitka.

PITKA: The ball-gazing student has become the ball-gazing master.

You're back on drugs, aren't you?

Or even way down here.

Ooh ow ouch my balls

♪ CHOIR: Raise it up ♪ ♪ and make a joyful noise ♪

♪ You're just a step ♪ ♪ on the boss man's ladder ♪

I think I made a happy weewee

regress you back to your childhood.

between Prudence and how crappy you are playing?

Who is this in my house?

Mariska Hargitay. Yeah.

Did someone order the special Quebec pizza, eh?

DARREN: Making love. Falling asleep in each other's arms.

Yes. Oh, you have?

Dell Computers, this is Chip.

And let's look at the word "Bible," shall we?

Don’t hit my testicles, I have blue balls and haven’t nutted in thirty three years. I cherish my gonads and you pounded them .

but he cannot play on the ice in the game that we're watching,

What if it doesn't work?

♪ Raise it up, raise it up ♪

Once again, I'm Trent Lueders.

Now, Guru Pitka here obviously has a plan.

They can't be happy in the Leafs' locker room right now.

Jacques Grande. Is he "Mr. Right" or "Mr. Right Now?"

That is distraction.

Prudence always wanted me to stand up to my ma.

♪ I'm a midnight toker ♪

Ball-gazer! Oh, my God! There you go!

♪ 'Cause I'd already know ♪

♪ Watch, pray, watch ♪

It’s a Nino-ful of Asha on the 45