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Well, no, you.
Is it true?
Franknkly, this is completely unexpected and I'm scared shitless
ALL: Ro-an-choke! Ro-an-choke! Ro-an-choke! Ro-an-choke!
That is our safe word.
Yes, of course.
From role model to dating models.
One game suspension, Roanoke!
Now you know what it's like.
What's this? A dead one of these
"To do something is God."
♪ No, no ♪
Well, there is someone I like.
and we have to go realize every dream we've ever had.
But what you had with Darren is love with knowledge.
All bids for connection count.
- Damn. - DARREN: Damn.
TRENT: It's a yard sale!
Yes.
My testicles hurt
Sorry I punched you in the nuts.
TRENT: Leafs call their last time-out.
It's called, What's This? A Dead One of These.
Let me get this straight.
♪ You thought your little ♪ ♪ heart was gonna break in two? ♪
Oh, no! No!
(TRUMPETING)
oh skye krichel... he's an art worth your learning.
Well, I'm sure you're sick of this.
Jane! Jane!
Now, the first lesson is distraction.
Distraction.
Down, down!
Of cooorse, sillo dan
Lock it down.
(EXCLAIMS)
even they would rush to the window.
.
Go back to what you were doing.
I spoke to Oprah's producers,
(SNARLING)
(BUZZER BLARES)
That's a lot of cheese.
♪ Some people call me ♪ ♪ the space cowboy, yeah ♪
We can beat these clowns.
I guess it's just my fate!
Drama!
I thought you said he was cured!
Why'd you tell me not to fight?
PITKA: Oh, please. How bad can she be?
I was ominous just then.
Go to your naughty mat, Dick!
I got on Oprah, right?
And Guru Cheddafrumunda had a Guru
can the Leafs win without Roanoke?
(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)
The Bible is "basic instructions before leaving earth."
Miss Celine Dion.
My laws of intimacy are kind of like my Bible.
This is what we are going to learn about
when was the time julia gillard starred in the movie frozen? when she was trying to get over dropping off her own carbon tax babies to an art gallery and go "hello australia don't let it go don't let it go! the carbon tax is coming anyway!"
Three girls named Ann? Yeah.
My name is the Guru Pitka,
(ALL LAUGHING)
Baby boy.
I love hockey! I love hockey!
Frankly, this is completely unexpected, and I'm scared shitless.
TRENT: Game four here in Los Angeles.
Do you want to be the next Deepak Chopra or not?
I was wrong.
And I'm Jay Kell.
Blue balls
Way to go, Roanoke! You jag-off!
♪ They just use your mind ♪ ♪ and they never give you credit ♪
So, guess what? You can all just kiss my Canadian ass!
♪ Watch, watch, pray, pray ♪
Bring your singles. Yeah.
And what did they do before then?
There is one other thing.
At what number did you live?
I can't move my body!
Some pre-syphilitic words of wisdom include,
RAJNEESH: Don't forget your pickle.
I don't know what Grande just said to Roanoke, but he is now out to lunch.
Darren, the only way out is in.
♪ How easy it would be to ♪
"The joke is in your hands."
Damn!
Who do you like tonight, Jay?
The ultimate distraction!
(WHISPERING) Yes, you do. Yes, go ahead.
Then that's what you have to face.
Spudsys
Okay.
Give me a pound.
(TUGGINMYPUDHA LAUGHS)
♪ Sing it, children ♪
My little cabbage?
I am not thinking about my chastity belt.
We're out of time-outs.
because he has plenty of clarity, organization, charm, and knowledge.
Can the Leafs do it again?
Do you know a Dickie Withers at 85?
Then I will like myself.
TTSM7 voice in real life
♪ Then you wouldn't ♪ ♪ have to say ♪
That's good.
I'll take that as a yes.
♪ Barely getting by ♪ ♪ it's all taking and no giving ♪
And by fun, of course I mean emotionally scarring.
I love hockey, too!
But first get your scrotum waxed
Mariska Hargitay. Thank you for the gift of water.
I know you are not trying to tell me how to raise my child.