Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is it made from dog
Beat it, Rajneesh.
"love without knowledge."
His mother only lives an hour away,
Fate is a joke.
Oh, hi.
It sort of became our song.
(ALL EXCLAIMS)
(IN ROBOTIC VOICE) By your command.
♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing ♪
Yes, I am.
What's the other way? Well...
(LOUDLY) So, it's an honor to have you here in my house, Guru Pitka.
(IN FRENCH ACCENT) This interview is over.
No!
Show the T-shirt.
Cherkov, Pitka's coming. You...
and a grueling process of intense self-examination.
Frankly, this is completely unexpected and I'm scared shitless
you would leave me.
♪ Working 9:00 to 5:00 ♪
Let's look at the word "guru," okay?
What? You tell me to be vulnerable, and then you turn around and wound me?
Damn it!
Oh.
You punched my testicles!
He could play in game four.
♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing ♪
I love my job!
Ooo My nutsack! My nut’s sack! My nuts sack ! My nuts’ sack!
So, all the men in the city blame me and my family.
All right, I'm just gonna come out and say it.
Do you have something to say to me?
Mi cajones! Mi bolas ! Mi pelotas !
What's this? A dead one of these
Now, how long will it take you to get dressed and get down to the ice?
Come on, Bodhi! Let's go quickly! Come on, Bodhi!
Remember, being vulnerable is being woundable.
"Damn!" Quaking pudding. That's not good.
(LAW AND ORDER SOUND EFFECT)
MAN: Starting mark.
It's thicker than a snicker
It's the story of a hockey player named Darren Roanoke,
Intimacy is like putting your wiener on the table and having someone say,
Do you still think there is no connection
♪ With folks like me on ♪ ♪ the job from 9:00 to 5:00 ♪
You were born on third, and you think you hit a triple!
(METAL CLANKING) What was that?
Rajneesh! Mariska Hargitay.
You feel inadequate,
Bodhisattva!
(HUMMING)
PITKA: Yes!
His childhood? Yes.
(GASPING)
Why won't you let your mother come to any of your hockey games?
Come, come! Come on, boy! Elephant coming through!
Doesn't feel good, does it?
TM.
I can't explain.
QueenisABitch is the worst Youtube Ever
Well, thank you.
May I still drain my balls
Hey!
They were dog stylists.
DARREN: Okay. Yo, this my street right here.
But I don't care if you win the Stanley Cup.
♪ Lifted me up ♪ ♪ when I couldn't reach ♪
Is it, now?
I decided to use the Morgan Freeman setting.
TRENT: So, the Leafs lose game two by a whopping six-to-one score.
Chastity belt? That sucks!
And I got her cheap.
You know, like in the porno.
Okay, gotta go.
JANE: Congratulations.
.
(PITKA CHUCKLING)
Be seated.
Are you all right?
Cough.
Hockey has its legends.
That's hilarious. My parents are dead. Thanks.
Cheerio. Bye.
Ann Visible, Ann Flatable, and Ann Job.
ALL: EIEIO.
I'm gonna make like a baby and head out
TITANICFAN97 VOICE IN REAL LIFE
No depends
DARREN: Him, too?
It says BLOWME
BOTH: Nowhere.
We must distract you from your emotional pain,
I find that term condescending!
♪ Raise up your voice ♪
Though I was raised here in India, I was born in America,
(GIGGLING)
They call him the Love Guru.
You got a problem?
ITS PRONOUNCED BLOWME