Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ More than words ♪

I have two tattoos.

It's a bar fight!

Now I'm finished! And, Pitka!

Thank you, Guru Tugginmypudha.

You mean Roan-choke more like.

There are four holes. One for each corner.

Now, we get the nuts nice and hot, so they tighten up and get firm.

♪ They let your dream ♪ ♪ just to watch them shatter ♪

We must adjust your negativity, mature you,

So, you didn't reject me.

What's wrong with shark skin?

It would just be easier to change,

DICK: Guru Pitka?

What's a Bullard Curse?

It's just that you're not always the most supportive, Ma.

Is it made from dog?

I had a hat like that once. Yeah?

My BALLS you asshole

Do not peck my fucking eyes! Don't peck my eyes!

This is great, Your Holiness!

Can I still jerk off

I am so hungry I could eat a skunk's bottom.

Coach, I'm ready.

♪ Oh, I shall not be moved ♪

You're the Guru Pitka.

He said, "Damn!"

Let's get back to the action.

Yeah. Just for funzies, you know.

And look at this crowd! They are guru crazy!

♪ Some people call me Maurice ♪

Thank you, Your Holiness.

(MOUTHING) I love you.

Only early attempts at success.

If I sit like this any longer, I'm gonna pop my dink bag.

Will you help me? I can't.

My balls, you prick!

(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

Don’t you ever hit my big hairy nuts again !

If Roanoke doesn't pull through, it's all over for the Leafs.

ALL: Mariska Hargitay.

♪ BOTH: I'm a lover ♪

Would His Holiness staying on qualify as an extension?

(LAUGHING) Why am I laughing, man?

Right, let's talk about Jacques Grande!

if I didn't have to deal with the city that hates me.

TRENT: Roanoke has done it! We're all tied!

in time to win the Stanley Cup.

The last rule of guru is to rid student of the need of guru.

Sins of the father is complete and i need to sleep!

Jane, there is no curse.

Keep the elephant running.

Beat it. I gotta take a dump.

Yes, he has a ginormous hog.

♪ Is that all right ♪

Doesn't work sometimes.

The whole nine yards.

Then you are not allowed to fight anyone for any reason!

♪ What a way to make a living ♪

it's pronounced 'blowme'

Now, the new one, Darren Roanoke.

Roanoke brought the sport to a whole new audience.

Welcome to my new Toronto ashram.

It is an Indian martial art known as "how to hurt a guy."

Ow! Oh! MY BALLS!

Mariska Hargitay

♪ Working 9:00 to 5:00 ♪ ♪ for service and devotion ♪

Or "into-me-I-see."

So, what do you want to do now?

Where are you going?

♪ LILLIAN: Oh, say, can you see ♪

and he still has the biggest wiener in hockey.

Now, I myself have a guru, Guru Tugginmypudha.

Darren and Prudence are back together, we got a shot at winning the Cup,

♪ It's enough to drive you ♪ ♪ crazy if you let it ♪

Oh, yeah, they do. Oh, no, they don't.

Wow, these things are heavy. Yeah.

By the power of Gahar, I command thee to vanish!