Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ow! Ooooh! O! My coq! My cock! My wee-willy wang
Look at you. You're jumpy.
It's called Kartapal Birigalapatt.
Do you want Prudence back? Of course I do.
You're just devoted to a higher purpose.
♪ And make a joyful noise ♪
'cause there's only six minutes left in the game!
I've read all your books.
that my student was finally shedding his defenses.
(LAUGHING)
Okay, see you.
Rajneesh, I'd like an alligator soup, and make it snappy.
I emptied the load stuck in my ballsack
I am rigid.
♪ You were my voice ♪ ♪ when I couldn't speak ♪
People may say bad things about you
He doesn't have to stand up to his mother.
Daffy Duck pushing a lawn mower through my pubes.
Oh, yeah, they do. Oh, no, they don't.
They're not shaking!
TRENT: Roanoke is hit hard. Open net! He misses!
(WHIRRING)
which is where our journey begins.
As great as you are, I don't need to become the next Deepak Chopra.
Nice place, eh? Yeah.
You have, what we call in the guru business,
The five-hole is here, between the legs.
Nuts in a sling.
TRENT: And the Kings take the first game of the Stanley Cup Finals.
and me being number two?
My gonads!
Well, this kitten's got a whip. Meow!
you're not allowed to fight anyone in today's hockey match.
And what's the other tattoo?
Perhaps I can change him.
Hey! I said stay away from the girl!
Supportive?
Roanoke on the breakaway, just him and Grande!
Jane! Do you trust me?
Uncle Jack. Can I get a hand getting off this elephant?
I want to become a guru so girls will like me.
when you forget to put sl
I think they're doing it, Trent.
Hey! It's down to one game.
♪ And make a joyful noise ♪
I'm the next Deepak Chopra, right?
Only smaller.
The first period came before he got syphilis.
We shall now compete in a game of tag.
Tonawanda Street? I know this street.
I have one idea that just might work. Yeah.
All right, you know what?
Then, after he got syphilis, he would say things like,
I see someone who's ready for change.
Pressure makes diamonds.
and two elephants started humping outside,
♪ You were my eye... ♪
Why not?
Yes! "Gee, you are you." TM.
Mariska Hargitay, Your Holiness.
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JAY: That's when Roanoke fell apart.
Your Holiness, I spoke with the producers at Oprah,
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
Tickle, tickle.
Darren Roanoke is in the game!
but I know you have your meeting with the Lollipop Guild.
I speak of intimacy, or "into-me-I-see."
Breakin’ the backseat! It is my day of lucky!
Okay.
TRENT: Game three here in Los Angeles. The L.A. Kings have beaten the Leafs.
Ow! My pubes!
(LAUGHING)
I explain that when love goes wrong...
Thank you. Thank you, sir.
you may remove the belt.
No! Leave that man out of this.
He's finally here for the first time on the Oprah show.
The end of game four, and the Leafs take it two to zero.
Yeah. Here we go.
♪ More than words ♪
Jane, I promise you, everything will be fine.
TITANICFAN97 Voice in Real Life
Roanoke found out his wife, Prudence,
Ow ! My cock! My coq! My calk!
TRENT: Ladies and gentlemen, the Leafs take the ice.
Then I need you to write Prudence an apology letter,
I know, but I must deliver this apology letter to her.
No!
Amende! Combattez n'importe qui pour quelque raison que ce soit.
No, no, no! You!
I think I'm about to risk something.
A real connection.
I'm not married.
Jane!
That little booger gave me a nose-whistle during the whole show.
Not a chance, boss.
Isn't that just adorable?
Connection. Yeah.
Congratulations, you have been regressed.
♪ Lead me to your rock ♪
Known as the Tiger Woods of hockey,
Go Leafs.
Until we get the call from Oprah.
PITKA: (IN MORGAN FREEMAN'S VOICE) When I was a child in India,
Miss Bullard.
(THUDDING)
♪ Everybody needs a bosom ♪ ♪ for a pillow ♪
if you've never been in a relationship?
Omar Sharif, my balls!