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Amber is my hired bodyguard.
This girl ain't a good girl no more.
Carol Jenkins.
I thought I asked you to watch her.
And I sure as shit know enough to cover up a Russian flag tattoo...
Shits about to get real Sad
It's Fredrick! (GUNSHOT)
I was very sweaty.
I'm your little heartbreaker Your little earth shaker.
You're a spy!
She already works for De Luca so we know something is up.
So...
Come on, you guys!
I changed my hair.
You're just keeping it secret from me.
I've shat my pants!
NANCY: But what if she heard?
Lock on coordinates 43.16547...
Don't you find that? I find that.
RAYNA: No, they can fly you back later.
I don't have that problem.
Oh, that was a close one, Fine.
There’s a mouse on my tits...
so they thought my cover was safe.
She's had more successful missions than even Fine.
If I'm not out in 10 minutes, it's because I won the place.
Jesus!
Fine's POV cam from Boyanov's office?
And then I meet you, and I can't afford...
Yes, I'm aware of that.
Oh, shit.
Spy (2015) I Fuckin Made It, Didn't I
Well, for what it's worth,
Don't say fucking Colin.
"I meant to shoot you, not me!"
He's meeting with some woman.
Yes, you do know the phrase is...
What are you doing?
(CLEARS THROAT)
and you didn't.
That's what.
Oh, my God, Fine.
Oh, my God.
Glad you're still alive, Beverly,
I think my mom made it.
Why do they always point at it? We can see it.
What am I supposed to do now?
But she was different.
Conducting business.
Suck on this, Rayna.
♪ Who else can you trust? ♪
What the fuck just happened?
My God, does that ever work?
Okay, I've got it.
Oh, my God!
Then consider this, I quit.
and you look like somebody's demented aunts on vacation!
And as family, even knowing that the universe
Oh, my God. Those do not belong on those!
I'm sorry. And I'm sorry about this, too.
We can't let Rayna see her...
Colin hasn't worked here for, like, eight months.
without attracting attention.
Weirdly, I'm not very good at reaching high things.
You love cakes. Well...
Oh!
You gonna cry you little pussy? I'm not gonna cry. its just so fucking hot!
Oh, I don't know.
Nice work, Cooper.
"Hi, I'm Karen Walker, super spy." (GIGGLES)
Jimmy's Still At It
What's your name?
(GROANS) Why'd I get rid of my gloves?
The chatter picked up later that night.
which was pretty plush.
Ooh, that's high!
Oh, my God, Fine.
Things happened.
SUSAN: Alan!
Yeah.
That's a "no."
I warned you, you Swedish gummy fish motherfucker!
What did you do?
Are you kidding me?
Really?
and I'm getting such good intel.
(GRUNTING)
Congratulations.
Big A, Big A!
You did good work back there.
Hi. Hey, Nancy. Hi, Susan.
and sky-blue eyes, and a full mouth. I mean...
Fuck you, Sergio. You would never talk to my father like that.
Well, we're such a great fit and a great team.
And I'm not one to toot my own horn,
There is no gun.
Well, Jerry was a jackass.
spending all your savings on Rome.
Cooper, Cooper, stop! Jesus Christ, what are you...
And now Fine is dead. I'm going the fuck in.
You're supposed to have an envelope with my gun in it.
in the presence of this beautiful body...
and I grew up on Valentine Street.
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
I'll show you ways to die you never even dreamed of.
Oh, God, you wish, Magnum.
It must weigh 20 pounds at least.
and I really, really need you to hold it together.
(WHISPERING) Shut up!
Can they see me right now?
I'm following him in.
Come here.
but you are putting a very negative spin on this situation.
(ALARMS BEEPING)
Aw...
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
Oh. Exciting!
Out of 50 Cent's helicopter!
Wow. Yachts are the worst.
She already knows it was Cress.
SUSAN: Jiminy Christmas!
Close one!
People often try to roofie you?
I mean, medically.
Two, one. Now!
Yes.
That is really super cool! I love that!
Can't be happening.
I'm immune to 179 different types of poison.
I just... Something doesn't feel right.
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
Take care.
Ten cats. Why do I have ten cats?
hhh ooo
But I'm not, so get the fuck out of my way!
God, use those fucking bird arms and push it!
and made them build a house around it.
♪ Cold blood in the chamber ♪
I've seen a lot of things in my day. I just haven't...
about the company you keep.
I don't have any cats!
Thank you.
Mare di grano
This arm has been ripped off completely...
Then you will not.
Location is officially noted.
Get off! I'm coming in!
Yeah, we got one coming around the corner, now.
This fuckery stops now.
I do not condone these sexy
I guess you're right, asshole.
So not knowing who we're meeting tonight
Guys, this is more than just a kill mission.
Until he checks in, there's nothing I can do.
I'm deep undercover.
Okay.
How you gonna do that? How you gonna do that, Cooper?
I don't have a gun.
Oh, my God, I'll ask someone else!
I fucking made it didn't I?
Oh...
Get Rayna out of here!
Can you cut him loose for me?
This kind of thing happens all the time.
It's impossible to tell what she's thinking.
Well, next time.
I'll run it through the system. It will take a few minutes.
This girl ain't a good girl no more.
Isn't this wonderful?
Give me a little credit. What do you think I'm gonna do?
There was this woman who was kicked out of her house...
It's 50 Cent's!
Yep, I'm on it.
(HUMMING)
(SIGHS)
Okay, then stay down and hold your ears!
I'm 40, I live by myself...
Ah, just keep laughing. Looks fade.
(GRUNTING)
500,000,000 Euros for it.
(LAUGHS)