Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What the hell happened to me?

My fanny is so high in the air right now.

He's not in the toolshed. But I did find your high school yearbook.

You just-You just took a nightstick and went, " Yeah! Yeah!"

Behold, it is here! My first pube!

Great. Nice. Good.

You're my mother not my thermometer

- What? Which one? - The Crow's-feet Inn. I just made that up. I don't know.

I heard you and Mom talkin' about all that teenage stuff.

- Hey, scientists! - Hey, Mrs. Smith. What brings you by?

Not me. I want him to skip over puberty and jump right to 21...

It's not what I want. It's what you want-

who's filling in for tania goldfields? ashley gallagher.

What do you mean, every month?

Hello? Clown dispatcher? (DIAL TONE)

We're goin' dress shoppin'.

But don't worry. Everything's gonna be fine.

One day when I was showering after gym class...

- Sloppy, I trust. - Whoa!

- Mom! - Your mom is dead, boy. I killed her.

Can we have one family meal without someone flashing their genitalia?

#And he's shining a salute to the American race #

You got good feet? Pop off those kicks, give Daddy a look.