Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm just saying, you can't do it.

- BOUNCER: You fucking asshole! - Stupid fucking asshole!

as you like together down here.

We look forward to seeing all of you there.

You have to fly to Winnipeg,

Let's go somewhere quiet.

You gotta fucking embrace your inner fucking strange, man.

BEVERLY: What's one kiss from...

WILLOUGHBY: So, where is the flag?

Shut up, Brumley.

Just do it. I'll buy the first pitcher.

- You're blonde! - I know. (GIGGLES)

Hey, good one, McReynolds.

I concentrate on theater and dance, performing arts.

to let the experience find you.

- Let's go! - Yeah, yeah, yeah!

What are you implying?

This is mine now.

That we get to feel passion in this world,

He was a good guy.

Yeah, and now that I've determined I don't really think

Uh, give me your best pick-up line.

from disco snatch to country poon. All right?

- We got a whole game to play. - Yeah.

keep running that fucking mouth,

The duck feet look great, dude.

Who drinks a screwdriver, anyway?

PLUM: Here we go, Jake.

PLAYER 3: Good hit, McReynolds. Wow.

No, it's not till later. Yeah. No, we're just walking around,

FINN: This is college, Jake, all right?

Fuck's that mean? Let's fucking go.

Voluntary practice is on Sunday.

ALL: (CHANTING SOFTLY) Jake. Jake. Jake. Jake.

So, what do you, uh, concentrate on here?

Well, my point was that they'd actually blessed him

NEZ: (LAUGHS) This is gonna be the best ever.

grant her the old Finnegasm. Here, I'm coming with you.

Is it true that our house is about to fall down?

You're just excited to hit off me for once, huh?

She's a day late.

Just so you know, "voluntary" means mandatory, okay?

(CHUCKLES) What?

One of them old phenomegans, huh?

And by the way, she was really fucking cute.

Jesus Christ ever existed.

That was a joke.

Triple or nothing sounds fantastic.

- How you doing? - This is where you living?

WILLOUGHBY: Fuck!

just participating.

That's the Gilligan's Island theme song!

Man, you can't even fuck good on a waterbed.

PLUM: Fucking A, man.

- Genius. Yes! - Genius!

JAKE: Why the hell would he do that?

DALE: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Submarine pitch And the Mac can't handle it

Who's Jay Niles?

- Shit! - DALE: Fucking unreal.

You know, he's probably just a guy

Uh, what's up, guys? You lost?

That was just so there wouldn't be any confusion,

whether your share of the phone bill

All right. I'll see you guys in a bit.

What I need you to do is take that sifter,

to the most country bumpkin name we could come up with.

Borrowing this.

but he doesn't want us to be there.

breaking the alcohol rule.

that will literally die in the process of mating.

Say goodbye to your high school sweethearts, fellas.

Hey, that's not really fair.

even if it looks futile to others.

One, two, three.

on your first BP session, huh?

The guy that looks like Cheech.

All right? But you just gotta remain calm,

It's crazy we're fucking defending this guy.

Red Queen, very interesting.

All right! Jake! Where you fucking been, man?

- Please? - Brumley, shut the fuck up!

I can tell, man.

Got your joke right here.

(WOMAN LAUGHING)

Hopefully be a positive influence on them.

If you need a little insight on who I am

I mean, girls, they come up to me out of the blue and they say,

Scrimmage is later. What the fuck, man.

- Yeah. Fuck you, too. - (CHUCKLES)

I've been dancing up on like five girls all night long, man.

PLAYER 1: Get two, McReynolds, get two.

here for a good time, not a long time, right?

- PLAYER: Yeah! - (PLAYERS APPLAUDING)

PLAYER: What is that? PLUM: What is he doing?

Come on, man. What about Costello or the Talking Heads?

- From here to here. - Go on, show me.

You're not gonna let this be one of those things, are you?

as they go along, you know?

NEZ: Fuck off, Brum!

- Good move. - Yeah, yeah.

And living the college life.

it's kind of confusing.

I wanna give it a shot.

We're switching around our wardrobe a little bit.

- I don't know. I don't know. - Let's go!

'cause that shuts down the spinal.

Sometimes I feel like I'm just, you know, buried in my work,

Well, the official season doesn't start till the spring,

- Whoo! - Yeah! Here we go.

Bachelor number one.

Did I ever say that? No, okay?

You know, she's not, like, actually a dominatrix.

But I'm here to make some noise

Hey, man, what position do you play?

He was a great guy.

(EXHALES DEEPLY)

Expand the universe Make it shudder and spasm

Watch that shit in the future.

MAC: Beuter Perkins!

Let me break it down for you right now with my jam

I mean, guys, it's about finding out who you are

who have not yet mastered the gap method.

- You know them? - DALE: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Even his own teammates.

But I go to class when I say I go to class.

Yeah. Where's your English class?

I wanna see what room she's in.

We're fucking drinking, man! That's what we're doing!

Uh, Sound Machine.

Van's gone, he's gone.

- Yeah. - Yeah?

Yeah, no, I mean, it was the least I could do

and we're there.

BEUTER: Did you get hit, Jacob?

Been working out.

See that’s a bad bet

- 19-17. - Actually, it's 17 -19.

Well, yeah, man, we kind of are, you know?

Oh, Michelle, definitely.

back from wherever the hell it is you came from.

- Oh, yeah. - Verifiably a complete waste

You know what, man, I got outta there about 6:00 in the morning.

Make it work for you.

I gotta get up early for registration in the morning.

I'll do some pushups, do some abs. I'll come back looking awesome!

All right, look, y'all, so a buddy of mine told me that last year,