Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- The feminist. - Mmm.
Look at us, man.
Hey, I'm sure afraid to hit off you, 2nd Team All-State.
Do you guys wanna try a little telepathic shit?
She's not gonna have to say the old,
but it's almost like they view us as a necessary evil.
We give it out to the most clueless freshman.
(CROWD CHEERING)
I don't know, just based on an outsider's perspective,
It's like, I throw the junk and you get yourself out.
I found it to be a good litmus test.
And everybody else on this team.
till somebody's ears burn off, you can learn that, right?
but, hey, they said a few years back,
Uh, yeah, yeah. Uh, I think so.
Oh, yeah. Ha-ha-ha. Real funny, man. Real funny.
- ROPER: You can't, no. - Get up.
And I'm not afraid to stick it in and break it off from day one!
Rulebook says I can't be on the field,
It's Jake.
(BOTH YELLING)
All right, listen up, good first practice.
Why is the.230 hitter always the most superstitious?
- (WHIPS) - DEBRA: Ooh!
(PHONE RINGING)
Okay, so shut up.
- He likes her. - He likes her.
Has he told... Finn! Did you tell her, Finn?
Are you liking it?
get drunk, later that night
You're back there having a fucking good time!
Which, although it sounds like a venereal disease...
The wonderful world of college pussy is upon you.
Well, you gotta approach it like getting out on the mound,
How late is she?
Okay. Not with this you're not.
Competitors ready? Go!
It's those things they didn't do.
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
We're a couple of guys who are gonna do
Get your ass ready. Let's go.
Hey, which one you going after?
No dorm resident snitches keeping track.
- Hey, man, you get high? - Yeah. Yeah, here and there.
Speak like a poet
- Really? - Mmm-hmm.
Oh, Finn, come on!
Boy, they call me Billy A
Recorded them all over the last year or so.
I might've encountered up your ass crack.
Hey, guys! We got a 2nd Team All-Stater among us!
and special crumpets,
Go get that ball, I'll fucking sign it for you.
so that I can give you some?
(IN GERMAN ACCENT) Onward, upward and inward! Ja?
Get them out! Right now. Get them out.
No, I applied to a few, but this was the best school
- Of course we're down! - JUSTIN: Yeah!
You know?
Nez, he's gotta come back for his shit.
going on around here, you know?
He broke the fucking paddle. Look at that shit.
Whoo!
And it was a great place to be able to cultivate the thing
- PLAYER: Really? - Oh, yeah.
and temptations, and things like that.
in the country, and we're gonna keep it that way
We've all been through shit like this.
You guys down for that?
Yeah. Yeah. Where did you go to high school?
(MOCKINGLY) "Are you sure Coach isn't gonna know if we've been drinking?
poetry, with that... (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
All right, Mr. Rabbit.
you wanna try to make that starting rotation
I hate this game.
Nesie, look at what I found here.
We make you toothless To put it plain and simple
I feel like the Mavericks are gonna win the NBA finals.
women find it a relief
to practically will yourself to victory.
- I'm being practical. - (ALL LAUGHING)
You don't flick a fucking lime!
This is supposed to fun And now I’m not having fu
FINN: It's not about the ingredients,
Fucking balls.
Huh.
(ALL WHOOPING)
"The guy in the back, whether he knows it or not,
- Why not? - Why?
Do you, uh, maybe wanna continue this conversation in person?
'Cause someone dropped out, and it's really easy,
- Fuck off, faggots! - Yeah!
Come on.
You're not detecting an anti-pitcher bias around here?
All right, freshman ping-pong champ.
Ooh, what's that?
Look, if you'd opened your mouth, too,
Quiet, non-asshole guy in the back, that's me.
I'm kind of the silent type, you know?
I know where I'm going with it before he even gets it to me.
Just accepting whatever comes my way, you know?
and told the coach this afternoon.
if Mac wanted to take your head off with that paddle,
Schlong as long as the Nile's bong
I'm going through your album collection.
This is why you're losing money all the time.
Everybody here was the best in their high school,
I'm just saying, in a deterministic event,
- You see what I'm doing right there? - Yeah.
(LAUGHING)
God. Listen to this song.
(GROANS)
One of them told me he hated pitchers.
DALE: You're gonna be squashed, Jake.
Hey, you guys want a beer? Come on.
First cousin, Finn.
- (ALL GROANING) - What?
Strike three. Strike three.
Hey, that's what I'm talking about, man.
Hey. Chapter 9 will blow your mind.
Wow, man.
Out there past the right field fence,
Oh, no, he's not cool! No, he's not fucking cool!
She's one day late and she's giving you shit for it?
Come on, no one on their deathbed is filled with regrets
Well, yeah, Plum, you do. And you know why you do?
what would be your dream date and your dream girl?
Yeah, it sounds great.
COMA: Hit it to me! The ball's coming to me!
Okay. Well, then just don't come across like a dumb jock.
FINN: We can agree.
- small town in the valley. - Yeah.
You know, which might seem predatory on the surface,
(CHEERING)
Well, I'm around for the next couple of hours. Oh...