Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Who’s this fuck
See how fast he's going?
He's this intense fuck from Detroit,
DALE: Sweet double, McReynolds!
ALL: (CHANTING) Dale! Dale! Dale! Dale!
- Uh, California. - That's where you're from?
Two years in a row. Undefeated.
- Hey! - What's up, man?
Hey, check your pillows, man!
- Ready? - Aim...
Is that A mustache?
It's like Carl Sagan says, man,
(BOTH YELLING)
- Is that enough for you? Okay. - Yes. Yes.
Who's Pete Ward?
Cha-chao!
WILLOUGHBY: But let's be honest,
(ALL LAUGH)
What teachers will give you a break, what classes to take.
PLAYER 1: Yeah. PLAYER 2: Whoo!
of a bar, 'cause you wanna look fucking tough?
Oh, shit, no, no, no. Is it?
Everybody I know drinks a fucking screwdriver.
It's not phony. Okay? It's adaptive.
don't shoot you from the absolute front row.
Here's what we're gonna do.
- Fucking no. - No.
It's a shame.
- Why do you ask? - I'm curious.
The what award?
I don't know. Tell me.
(MIMICS GIRL) "Hey, so have you had your chart done?"
Hey, ladies please pass me another
I'll come over the bar and show you a good time.
know what I mean?
- I'm fucking done, all right! - (LAUGHING)
- You know what that's called? - JAKE: No.
- Hey, did you guys see me win? - Put your fucking hands up.
Hey, Jake, you're still not saying where that party is.
- Exactly. - DALE: Whoo! Whoo!
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
- Phone. - What, man?
is gonna be under or over $300.
I got shit to do. I'll do some pushups.
All right, smartass.
- No, sir. She got the rag. - ALL: Aww!
I'm... I'm late!
NEZ: No, not right now, but I can't do it.
You heard of "foot in the door"?
Get in here! You're up!
- FINN: 304. - Can we go now, Mr. Stalker?
Throwing cheers to my boys
Are you a competitor? Are you a gamer?
There's five helmets right there.
Uh...
Yeah. No, not only that,
Now, come over here with those luscious thighs
Like most things with these guys, it's total bullshit.
Really?
I'm a performer, all right? I'm a grower, not a shower.
I was just testing you. You pass.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Let's see what you got, kid.
- Yeah. Yeah, I know. - Right? Yeah.
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
No?
Just let natural ability take over.
- I'll bet you 10 bucks. - Ten bucks?
Yeah, I have. Oh, yeah. Before you got here. I was all up on 'em, man.
As of right now, but hey, don't let them know.
ALL: Batting practice!
or some shit, man.
He does not like losing, at all!
told him that there's no historical proof
Finn, me, and Coma We got Mac in between
I was just implying that this party might not be
JAKE: That's fucking genius.
(ALL CHEERING)
What was that?
PLAYER 3: Way to go! Run, run, run!
Yup.
that we weren't supposed to have girls upstairs?
What are you gonna do with that?
What?
- Transferring, playing ball. - Is he still here?
My name is not Beuter!
Dude, you're staring, he's cool.
ROPER: There we go.
PLUM: What's going on?
(ALL CHEERING)
But why, you know?
Have a clue, freshman. The dorms suck.
It's gonna be a long fucking day.
Hi, guys. I'm Beverly.
or was it true?
Val.
No, no, you don't fit in. Okay, I told you to change.
Right arm cross.
(YELLS)
- Oh, yeah? - This new 'do!
(LAUGHS)
Whatever, man.
Stand up, Willoughby.
that I gotta complete, you know?
Well, man, I'll tell you what,
Yeah, she's definitely cheating on him.
How can I amuse you this morning?
Weirdo, man.
We gotta pay the phone bill here?
Don't just put it on your neck. Come on.
My dream girl and my dream date.
there's probably the same ratio of intelligence
The schedule says "batting practice."
- Jesus, freshman, figure it out, man. - Oh. (LAUGHS)
I was talking her language, I was meeting her on her level.
We're gonna go in a bit. You guys wanna join?
Oh, yeah, 95 on the gun, official.
Did I say that? No.
Hello, Beverly.
- "The Eye of the Beholder." - Yeah, yeah, that one.
- What a piece of shit old house, man. - Yup, yup.
PLUM: Fucking batting practices.
I think we should.
I was definitely messing with them, but I meant what I said.
What's up, dude? Tyrone Plummer.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING UPSTAIRS)
whoa hey the bitch stick?
What the fuck game are they playing?
I'm just supposed to be rooming with him.
You know, (STAMMERING) and don't be afraid
and yet it is a complete mystery to them.
Skip?
- Nice to meet you. - (SIGHS)
Hey, you guys sure Coach isn't gonna know if we've been drinking?
you're gonna be seeing this guy on TV someday.
Welcome to college ball, freshman.
I'll read a book.
Well, well, well, if it ain't Beuter Perkins! Hey!
- Oh, cool. - That was just a costume.
Hey, man, you gotta appreciate it while it lasts, you know?
That's strike three. Dude, just sit down.
Bibliography! Annotated! Highlighted!
I love this. What, is it pledge week?
You know what, if I had a prohibition against sleeping with all women
Basketball team hasn't won shit.
It's putting yourself out there in art, in life,
(DISCO MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
Oh, yeah. Are we mistaken?
You know what, I do have class.
Sir, no, sir.
- Murphy! Trouble walking in. - (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
Whoo!
Yeah.
All right, man, he just don't like losing at anything.
There's a fucking faucet outside, man! Hurry up!
(SLURPS)
She needs quite a few more. You do, too.
There was a typewriter in the back.
JAKE: Ah. ROPER: Can we agree?
Here we are ... P̶u̶n̶k̶s̶ Persians for a night!
You know, some guys are just so aggressive.
Hey, Jake, man, I'm sorry, all right?
You're fucking yourself up.
I've fucked more girls than you've cranked off to.
We went over to the Guaranteed Wholesome.
Like your dress.