Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- (ALL CHEERING) - Yeah!
- Jake! Hey! Hi! - Hey! Hey!
Let's go, boys. Let's go! Hey!
What is that brown shit on your lip?
You got the best cheese on campus
Desperate for pussy! (LAUGHS)
FINN: Whatever, girls.
It's called a Manitoba Moose.
- Sure thing. - (ALL LAUGHING)
I'm just not gonna do that.
BRUM: Whoo!
That's what we're talking about!
(CHUCKLING) Not at the moment.
And you think the way things are going now
- Same shot every time! - All right. You know, um, Mac?
- ROPER: Oh, yeah. - They're intelligent girls.
"Is his girlfriend in his family tree?"
Yeah. Hey, Beuter.
But beyond that, I'm not counting on anything.
- (MOCKINGLY) Aww. - (LAUGHS)
What is the most trouble you've ever gone to, to meet a girl?
Um, you could probably come, if you want.
you know, I stepped up.
Hey! Man-child here thinks he can take me.
Oh, shoot, man.
I'll come show you a good time.
(SIGHS) Did I
Student Center? Come with us. Come on, we'll fix you up!
Hey, guys The name's Alex Brumley
Brum!
and she's running them through the wringer, okay?
I don't know, man. (SNIFFS)
Hey, you still with Gretchen?
was the baddest guy on his high school team.
Show us your PITTS!!
Hell, you got 21, 22-year-old guys over there
GORDAN: If you haven't met yet,
ROPER: All right, what are we looking at? Let's see.
Hey, I don't think we really fit in here.
Speaking of.
Yeah. Yeah. There's gonna be too much smoke.
Yeah, "bitch boy."
We're cool.
- (EXHALES) - ...and on the count of three,
Okay.
You just wouldn't listen, Nez. You wanna go half price?
Chug it, Justin! Go, go, go, go, go!
"his cock looks like an outie bellybutton."
JAY: Get out of my way.
You wrote about that for your essay...
one ol' boy got hit in the head
Who are you to say he isn't real?
Okay. Number two, and it's a biggie, gentlemen.
(SHOUTING CONTINUES)
Look, there are thousands and thousands of people
- (GIRLS LAUGHING) - Yeah, baby!
JAKE: What?
You know what, your little...
- Finn? - Yeah?
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
There's only one thing bigger than my IQ
Is that really what you're asking me?
Okay, um...
(LAUGHING) You gotta be shittin' me, man!
Pete Ward's real. (LAUGHS)
BEVERLY: Is this your first-choice school, or...
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no. They're with us.
- 20-17! - 17 -point.
Things only mean as much as the meaningfulness
- Right. See ya. - Okay. All right.
- You drafted? - No.
Uh...
How'd you do?
Just trying to help you! Ungrateful kid.
- About there? (LAUGHS) - Yeah, border. Borderline.
Here for a good time not a long time, right?
I'm a fucking pro prospect, too, and you know it.
Back off! Don't touch me! Don't touch me!
DALE AND FINN: (CHANTING) Jake! Jake!
Dang, that sure is Lone Star. That's alcohol right there.
Practice like you play, man.
with all your physiological phenomena bullshit.
This big house just outside of town,
DALE: Thanks, man.
I just implied you guys might be bored, that's all.
I'll shove it up your ass and I'll sign it!
(CROWD CHEERING)
Bachelor number two? Are you there?
you'd have been shut down. You don't see that?
Whoo-hoo!
- Oh, Jesus Christ, not this psychopath. - DALE: Oh, shit.
We're out here, ahead of all the other teams
The second coming of Nolan Ryan.
Into the bowl.
Right.
Well, well, well!
Right now, I guarantee you he's telling those girls
Even taking hits from bongs. (CHUCKLES)
All right, 307. Help me remember that?
(GRUNTING)
- PLAYER: Good hit, Mac! - Hey, nice hit.
- You are a natural. - Thank you.
You know, we're playing baseball.
I'm gonna go upstairs real quick.
we're gonna play cards, you have fun.
Shut up. Let's go.
Yeah, man, that's what she says.
ROPER: Ew. Stop.
Yeah, yeah.
Bullshit! You're on the team now, baby!
in the middle.
a holdover from primitive humans
It's a bad bet.
That's not true, though. You haven't danced with one girl yet.
Do it all wrong
Would you like to come see my large collection of heads,
Okay, you know, we all take turns being chumps around here.
I don't know if you guys are doing anything tonight,
- Pete Ward. - What about him?
I wish I had a tail. Fuck, that'd be awesome.
- Yeah. - Go!
with all the other little pigs you used to fuck.
Let's just hope they don't realize what they've done.
God, am I the only person living in reality here?
BEUTER: I'll let you boys deal with that hocus-pocus junk.
Okay, now play like you got some fucking semen in your sack, Brum.
If it's a crime to be sexy then you're under arrest
Yeah, you keep up that funky-ass spin shit.
FINN: She's testing you. She's trying to gauge your response.
Cool.
Ah. Not very healthy.
Now, that's a fact, I know that.
Shit!
Those guys are always so fucking weird.
I liked him.
Mmm-hmm.
(FAUCET HISSING)
in-between the notes that they're offering you.
Let me drop a Finnegism and make a Finnegasm
Yeah, me, too, man.
These people could really use a Bible!
Good! Then don't.
your guys' cup of tea, but, I mean, fuck it,
How did you know what room I was in?
MAC: (LAUGHS) Yeah.
because he was just able to do so without it.
BRUM: Yeah, sure thing, dude.
- Fuckin' with me. - No...
Say hello, Finn.
- Eight up! Eight up! Let's go! Let's do it! - JAY: Eight-eight.
See, now the gloves are off.
It's this year.
- How bad is it? - It's bad.
by that asshole in the car back there.
I'll let you know when I feel threatened.
We have a little tradition out here welcoming in the new guys.
(PUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
Not a lefty, are you?
(LAUGHS)
What, you just wake up one morning just fucking... (YELLS)
Hey, and, you,
FINN: See, the perfect rim ingredients keep the drink on its toes.
Let's do it.
in Coma's ability to get a hit
What do you mean, "the Pete Ward thing"?
Uh-oh. If things calm down, Nez, you're next, bro.
in the space
and a big-ass joint on top.