Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Willoughby's gone!

Mmm. What's Oz?

and now we're just gonna be hoping to get cast in anything.

- Oh, bite me, Finn. - FINN: I will not...

- GIRL: Go, go, go. - (PEOPLE CHEERING)

but I'm pretty sure they're just making it up

ALL: Theater party!

By the way, you know what?

Well, besides your ever-changing name.

No trais Nada Frank Absoultamente Nada Oh really

- way over $300. - (ALL LAUGHING)

- My dad was a table... - Fuck off.

Helping decorate for a party at Oz.

Hey, hold on, hey, I'm not saying you guys can't come, all right?

(SPECTATORS EXCLAIMING)

- (WHISPERING) Your call. - I wanna go.

PLUM: Man, this is savage. We're getting fucking hosed out here.

Okay, he's real.

I like to chew and a-spit And throw a ball a little bit

whatever it takes to get laid. That's who we are.

- BRUM: All right. - Damn!

We used to play ball in high school together.

for the amount of smoke there's gonna be.

Man, we're just worried about you, all right?

- Yeah, Jake. - Coma.

Best costume ever. Amazing.

You're at a new level here.

we already got the scouts here checking us out.

Come on, Plum, we're friends, man.

Oh, that wasn't for you, sweetie.

I'm sorry. Don't touch it. Don't...

The fucking Mayans knew it, man.

"Looking for love in all the wrong places."

- to come to this party. - (SIGHS)

Okay, being completely honest...

Wait, Jay Niles, one. Two? Who's two?

Pardon me for trying to class up the joint.

finger in the solar plexus, count of three, try to sit up.

Come on, it's right in front of you, brother.

That's a championship team right there...

Just, uh, do the right thing, you know?

Seems like there's a lot of stuff

It might give you some kind of edge

Come on. Come on, Mr. Ax. Strong Man.

(GRUNTS) So, how'd it go with the Beverly chick?

- Really? - Yeah.

Hey, who's that douchebag she's dancing with?

In the middle of our room, he left a Pink Floyd album

and said that? No.

- No. - Superstitions are

Got both of them.

Feel the freak!

And until you do, you're nobody.

You know, that's a big adjustment to make.

So what, you want me to just

- Oh, yes! - BEVERLY: Yes.

- Little window? Yeah. - Yeah.

and I've never seen anything like that.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Hey, you're the quiet guy in the back seat, Jake.

- BEVERLY: Yes. - That's a very tough question.

Well, what's confusing, Perkins?

Fucking thing wasn't even half full.

You mean, you had to, like, write a bunch of essays

Self-professed, mind you.

Fucking nailed that!

- on a team anymore... - (HUMMING)

You know, we all make up this romantic crap in our heads.

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

- Happened once before. - Wait, really?

Cotton-Eyed Joe.

What I like to do is a little sugar, cayenne pepper,

You running back to that corn-fed girlfriend of yours already?

I mean, you got your whole room to yourself for the weekend,

It's kind of beautiful, isn't it?

Yeah, no, I think I heard her say something like,

Um, I suppose my dream girl would come bearing tea

look, there's a lot of decent stuff out there.

MANAGER: Keep walking.

- You know what that is? - What?

carefully get under said moose...

Enough with that, Jake here Just a chill dude

You got some catching up to do.

- NEZ: I kinda like our relationship. - Mmm.

Well, who you talking to?

- What's going on, fellas? - Hey, guys, this is Justin.

but I don't know.

'cause I grew up on two rivers.

Dancer chicks have great asses.

who, at this stage, see you as someone trying to take their position.

I kinda hate talking on the phone for extended periods of time.

Which is what she's hoping for.

Don't want the program taken down by a piece of poontang.

McReynolds was.

Welcome to the big time, boys.

- That was beautiful. - Oh!

in a crowd, completely alone, unprovoked, by the way,

FINN: Take notes, boys.

Put everything else out of your mind.

With the cactus and cows

- Fuck it! - ...quitter?

When you really think about it, especially a game.

Here you go, Plum.

"Oh, he's sliding home."

So, what's your strategy? What's the game plan?

- Yeah? Okay. - Yeah.

Well, I gotta go inside for a second, but I'll see you soon.

First scrimmage game, not even an official practice,

Okay, that's her.

So, I'll talk to you soon?

What about you? You play any sports in high school?

Couple of guys are gonna go burn this with me

Hey, motherfucker! Let's go, fucking Pancho Villa!

You're talking about 62 pounds per cubic foot.

"I don't know. He's a marketing major."

you keep her buns downstairs. You got it?

What, no speech?

(EXHALING SHARPLY) Nope.

Just this little window of time.

- Sit! - Heel, boy. Heel, boy.

If you wanna stay on this team, bro.

It's batting practice.

and we're always ranked nationally.

But, I mean, half the guys in this house

It's one card away from a Saskatchewan straight.

Or is there a waiver for Lone Star?

If I look good, I fucking play good.

- Yes, sir. - Temptation, my asshole.

I think we've already started engraving his name on the plaque.

It's the same shot every time!

Hey, at least it was before practice, all right?

Of course I can.

I don't think you could use that one, though.

'Cause when you party like a savage

Either way, you're fucked. Give it up, Beuter Perkins.

That's cool, that's cool and everything. I like pussy.

but so is everything else in life.

semi-paralyzes the whole upper torso.

And that, my friend, is when it gets fun.

That's what we heard.

Always. It'll set you free.

You know, we have to have at least two weirdos on every team.

you add a little whiskey, mmm, a little lime.

JAKE: Yeah, man. They got me on the wrist,

Soul brother, what's the deal, man?

Oh, oh, oh. That's easy, that's easy.

ROPER: This might be our best batch.

Oh, take off, you hosers! It's a Winnipeg Flip!

She's gonna be looking for signs of dip-shitification.

They speed up at the end. See that guy?

I didn't mention hung, Dale, not yet.

finding simple reasons for things they don't understand.

Stop laughing, Dale!

FINN: Mmm-hmm, ooh, look at what we have here.