Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

to kick things off.

- Hey, what's going on, Jacob? - What's up, man?

And when you do that, you bring who you are,

But, you know, what about school? Like, what do I take?

That's strike one.

No, you can't beat me twice in a row!

- (RAP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) - (ALL SINGING ALONG)

- This? - Yeah, come on.

No trais nada Frank Absoultamente Nada Oh really

now becomes Coma's lucky helmet.

"I'm just..." Oh, damn. Yeah.

True patriot love...

There's no way you're gonna suck that down

Take pride in my pitching Like Rope and his ass

But finding the tangents within the framework,

- Stepped in what? - Bullshit!

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

some dude doing some job,

PLUM: What the fuck is the gap method?

Bottom line is this, her friends are gonna ask,

No trais Nada Frank

(STAMMERS) It's all so damn tribal.

All right, crank it up!

- Michelle. - Dale. (LAUGHS)

You haven't heard of Jay Niles?

I mean, the point of the whole thing is that

You feeling threatened yet?

- You guys wanna dance? - JAKE: Yeah.

- Hey, Beuter, you leaving us already? - (ROPER LAUGHS)

and while that might only seem moderately compelling on paper,

Yeah, grab a helmet and get in the box. Come on.

Like you were saying, most people lose at this point

You know, I couldn't help but notice you ladies being hassled

Well, what are you?

Okay, look, that's just, what, Willoughby, borderline insane?

There are animals, salmon, spiders

ROPER: You are in costume, of a dipshit.

All right, I beg you. No, I implore you

You know, until tomorrow.

you know, about anything.

Holy shit! Justin?

Like this guy with the backpack?

But I discovered that they actually

if that fell through the ceiling right now.

- Hey, look at me. Look at me. - Don't look.

who believed in astrology,

I heard, "The guy in the back seat,

Jesus. I'm telling you, man, chicks dig this shit. All right?

Shit. No. Uh...

- What? - Hey! Whoa!

No centralized authority. It's fucking brilliant.

All the adrenaline!

- Still bad odds. - First cousin?

That's so cool, wow.

Let's see. Oh, shit.

"Don't worry, I'm gonna pay for the abortion,"

'cause here we come with Cotton-Eyed Joe!

- Jake! Jake! Jake! - Jake! Jake! Jake!

- How about that? - Hey, Beut, you gotta try this.

Hey, you see what I see?

Yeah, I can see how that could get threatening.

Five bucks says we never see him again.

Yeah, you feeling lucky? I am.

And there's a lot of talent around.

Yeah, yeah, we should probably set up for it, right?

(ALL SNICKERING)

I mean, I'm a good college player.

You got superstitions.

- Oh, yeah. - Whoo!

That's how we do it.

All right now, boys, it's Billy Autrey, okay?

- Huh? Yeah? - That was pathetic, man.

BRUM: Guy's a fucking loon.

ROPER: Hey, Beuter!

2nd Team All-State.

I thought it was like a light, like a shadow on your lip, but it...

She was using you, a peasant, to fuck with us, the kings.

- Probably do the shit work. - Nice.

You ol Steve Harvey Cedric the Entertainer fro lookin ass you ol Master P Silkk the Shocker C-Murder lookin ass you ol Pam Grier lover from winter You ol Missy Elliott Queen Latifah built ass you ol Muhammad Ali Mike Tyson ruff ass you ol Biggie Smalls Fat Albert walkin ass

Yeah, that's true.

therein lies the artistry, man.

about how he has an average cock.

I don't wanna embarrass you in front of all your new

Oh, it was, until we changed it

- (BALL CLATTERING) - Yeah. There it goes.

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

You wound easily, poor Finnegan.

Hey there, freshman,

there actually is a strict relation between cause and effect.

- Hey, Detroit! - Yeah?

FINN: Go get him, kid.

McReynolds and Roper?

and here we are, punks for a night.

- (CHUCKLES) - A little bit.

- Hey, come on, look at me. - Don't do it.

"He's a baseball player."

Well, okay, dude, you kinda rude

You've just invited me over for dinner, haven't you?

Finn, I'm seriously worried about these new guys. I mean...

'Cause I got a bigger secret I drop to my feet

It's the pack mentality, animal instincts.

I don't know, man. I kinda like Van Halen.

I wouldn't say it if I didn't.

- JAY: Fuck you, Sound Machine! - Whoo!

I'm gonna break it to you fresh

Do you also hate guys that are athletic, intelligent,

- Let's go. - That's what I'm talking about.

Southeast Texas Cherokees We the team

- Hello? - (DOOR CLOSES)

- I sure as hell am. - Mmm.

- Yeah. Ten bucks. - You wanna go... That's steep for you.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

- Debra Kadabra? - Yeah?

They were looking up on some transfer hours

GORDAN: Yup. I'm sorry.

Let me introduce you to some of the new guys. This is Jake.

Yeah. All right, well, I'm not afraid

Shit fuck fuck shit fuck nuts Holy shit woman

You ol Terrance Howard shaky voice ass you ol James Brown Little Richard Ray Charles singing ass You ol Della Reese big ass you ol Snoop Dogg smokin ass you ol Carol Kane white hair ass you ol Whoopi Goldberg Spike Lee

Willoughby! Come over here.

It's against school policy. Need I say more?

- ROPER: What? - (LAUGHS) Busted!