Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll uh, see you at school tomorrow, Alan.

What's up, darling, is this some sort of a prank?

Well, you've got to admire his sense of direction.

I want a man, not a monkey.

and hear something that he couldn't see?

Alan, I'm sorry I deceived you, but now I truly understand you.

All right, you ladies make me sick!

Oh my God, I can't believe I can see...

Alan, no, come back, Alan!

Alright, we're going with a shotgun 24 double dog,

All right, gentlemen!

Jerri, can we just change the subject?

and everyone's getting along just fine!

what your freakish, vision-less world is really like.

but as the president of the Board of Ed,

It makes me as damp as a cellar down there.

You're a girl... right?

Oh, I think somebody's made a wrong turn.

If only I could see what it's like to be blind.

That's right, and what do you get from paper?

I, for one, am glad Alan is blind,

Go watch gay porn!

Oh, but no, that's okay, I can do it by myself.

Here comes ol' Blindo.

I thought you looked uh, pretty sexy in your swimming trunks.

Oh, I like this.

and is now the star attraction in a traveling trauma center.