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You need to be more...
'till they're worthless and weak.
But you're... you're swimming.
and you can't beat our Flatpoint Asses!
That's why it's so important for me to play football
♪ and I am feelin' ♪
Well, maybe legally
[CRASH]
My hands are tied.
Team mate.
♪ Feelin' ♪
Alan, wait!
I mean I'd do it all over again...
Yes, paper.
I guess what I learned from all this is
and not being able to find the light switch?
the Flatpoint Donkeys!
Mind if I walk with you for a while?
Just thinking about the big game.
The hassles are just the same.
Well, things are back to normal around here.
But now I'm back in school!
I'm here for you, Alan.
And don't worry I... I can't get pregnant.
I stole the TV...
Uh...
Oh.
Hey, well, uh, good luck at your tryout.
Sorry, just curious.
There ya go.
Ughn!
Is it like having your eyes closed?
Hut!
Move it, ladies!
A paper cut.
I look pretty sexy in mine.
Oh, oh Alan, no, I just didn't want you to be disappointed.
I'm serious, I'm blind.