Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"The legendary hockey players of Mystery, Alaska, were born on skates...
There's no doubt about it. But Mystery's going to need more than the cold on their side.
What?
Do I look like I'm okay? The fucker shot me!
in the Saturday game, but I would think there are bigger tragedies in life!
That was then.
your very own Zamboni.
So I bring back the New York Rangers.
It's better. You're in the Saturday game!
Fine. Take me in, John. I don't care.
that could tear the heart out of this place.
- Come on!
Come on! Pull it off!
He's a...
- Yeah? - There's a helicopter hovering over town hall. Looks Russian.
- No way. - And Lane chases.
Don't rush the shot. Three men across the blue line.
What you say in the room stay in the room.
- You want me to take you in? - What, are you gonna arrest me for reckless Zamboni dri...
the NHL named Wayne Gretzky as its player of the month.
Whoo!
- What are you doing? - Come on. Get down.
Mr. Pruitt? Are you all right?
We don't know who they are or what they are.
I figure, what the hell. I ain't that attractive.
And all of you, and all the TV commentators...
When you're singing the National Anthem...
Soon, it'll be you out there.
against a Cinderella team from the tiny town of Mystery, Alaska.
Price World's not gonna come, Mom. We're not big enough, for God's sakes.
I'm gonna extend a little invitation to the New York Rangers!
Do you like massages?
We gotta get goin'.
You wanna hear a thwap?
Jimmy, you gotta love these kids. God knows I do.
- Anybody here tired? - No. - No.
Well, we don't have to say goodbye, really. I hope to be back in June.
I hate you bastards! I hate you all!
along the boards, you gotta fight for it!
Hello. I'm Doug McLeod, and with me is NHL Hall of Famer...
Jackson dumps Banks and gets the draw.
If you ain’t seen Myatery, Alaska... You ain’t seen dinky do...
or someplace where brothers and sisters were off-limits to each other sexually?
- Are you gonna arrest me? - Do you want me to?
Look out! Yeaton rips the head off him!
Look, the Alaskans have never taken on a team of this size and skill before, okay?
to federal court in New York on Tuesday.
That's right. Good. Excellent.
- He'll see you now. - Oh!
Let's go! Let's move!
Get away! Get away!
Finally, Holt controls the rebound.
Well, if it's all over what he said, I'd just as soon it'd be all over that I hit him.
So, you're a producer, huh?
They're looking to find Connor Banks. He is the sniper.
- Come on.
John, that was high school.
- No! - So much for a friendly exhibition game.
More potatoes?
I'M COLD
Down the borders with Lane checkingJackson around the net.
My, uh...
See? You're the big guy.
The puck drops here.
Not too bad.
you know, after you.
in front of the net, you don't got dinky-do.
Shark, you with me? Yup!
It's me that embarrasses you, isn't it?
tic-tac-toe, wide-open skating.
Little Richard, I'm from Mystery.
He's got Banks on the wing. Pass to the middle. Robertson catches it.
- What the fuck was that? - Biebe torpedoed into the net!
Move that puck, fellas! He's opening up!
Things have changed. We want you to coach.
We'll get our shots. We're not out.
- Connor! - What about Connor Banks?
It's beautiful, honey.
- It's gonna be a hot one today. - Hey, tape!
when he, uh, you know...
I'm fine, Donna.
They're going for it. Everything's on the line!
Right here, Connor. Thanks. Hot, hot, hot!
Wasson's back for a shot... and Winetka steals!
Well, he's out again.
I hate to say it... they’re done like dinner.
If this game happens, it's only 32 days away.
Which makes what I'm about to ask...
It's the Great Alaskan Hockey Rush...
- Get it, John! - But the Rangers are right back on the attack.
I'll play those Rangers.
The strange snowmen who play on a lake... the Mystery boys.
Says he was aiming at a sack of Puppy Chow, trying to scare him.
- Don't say you're sorry. - Okay.
- Hang if you have to, Connor. - Got it.
Hi.
- Yeah. - Good idea.
So, uh... Well, so did it?
You want one of those goddamn TV trucks to fall through the ice?
Me, every time I poop. I'm the toy pony
Hooked by Neskorami, Marden goes down.
Anybody fuckin’ tired?
Well, I don't think it refers so much to your ethnicity.
- Thwap, thwap, thwap. - The boy's got no shame.
It's two tenths below zero. The committee won't be happy.
- In Mystery, Alaska? - Right here.
Big doings we've got going here in Mystery these days, huh?