Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But then I'd miss the part where you take it up the ass from a teenage boy.

Could I have your attention, please?

- Honeymoon suite? - Oh, you're gonna love it.

Wait, let me see those.

- Stuff the ice in his shirt. - Stop, enough.

You work at a bakery and all you stole was bread?

The big fire. They couldn't ID shit.

I can run out and replace whatever he took before she gets here.

Seventy-five hundred.

I believe in a two-state solution.

Mel Gibson was right!

Okay. Say goodbye, Liam.

- You could use the getaway. - Fuck you.

I never went home, and I never looked back.

- I think I just came. - Fries too.

- Yeah, right there. - Hey. Put that right over there.

What the hell, Ian?

Jesus, I'm raising five kids, and I didn't miss last week.

What's the matter with you? Look at him, he's dead.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

For what? To jack off? Go home.

The bride saw her fiancé on To Catch a Predator.

Liam, where did you crawl off to?

Where the hell am I gonna get a Cessna?

I can't believe you guys are getting a foster kid.

More like What day is it? Saturday, officially.

That's 24-karat gold. Best there is. Test it, you'll see.

Liam! Liam, come.

You two look like a couple of fags.

Hey, I gotta leave in five minutes.

What didn't he take? Blaze-of-glory cocktail.