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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- That's a million-dollar idea, and we're gonna sell it! - What?
[Man, In Cultured Accent] You enjoyed- [Fart]
[Gasps] I'm not surprised.
Snot, Steve, Toshi, Barry,
But that's just a misdirection. The real gifts we're after are the ones in his jacket.
I do a lot of things now- adult things.
- What are you doing? - Practicing stirring.
Perhaps you'll enjoy- [Deeper Fart]
[Roger Narrating] And what Steve won't know is that I have my own plan.
devising a formidable code of ethics.
[Gasps] It's happening. L-It's happening!
## [Kettledrum Roll]
Sorry, but my plan requires a crack squad of professionals- starting with a getaway driver.
- Roger? Wh-What the hell? - Roger? No. Lucius.
- How would you doing a goofy accent have changed anything? - We'll never know now, will we?
This plan has more twists and turns than Lombard Street.
Yours really is a rich and fascinating tradition which we despise.
- ## [Continues] - You're only spelling "A" and "C."
that theJews put a "secret sauce" on their Reubens...
You missed some off-the-hizzi atonement. You were busy?
It's the only one that doesn't have a swastika or a boner carved in it.
Fine.
We ended up at an abandoned warehouse where some thugs took my wallet...
your long-lost relative from Alsace-Lorraine by way of Mykonos.
L-It wasn't even a little wink to the audience.
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