Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know what? If someone wants to explain this garbage to me...
Well, I gotta go shave. It's been a couple of days.
on the whole "Julia Roberts playing Julia Roberts" thing.
has paid for a tree to be planted in Israel in your name.
- He's not going to have a bar mitzvah. - [Crowd Gasps]
- What? - Snot knew nothing about it.
Hey, I'm spiritual too. I'm terrified of ghosts!
that is actually just Thousand Island?
Etan, you've been standing here staring at your presents the whole party. Come and dance.
someone's trying to steal the gifts on the cart.
Perhaps you'll enjoy- [Short Fart]
Wow. He's so... mature.
this big hat was a lot.
Ah, you son of a bitch, you know I'm not a fighter.
- Next time I'll reverse the order. - ## [Continues]
Great job, everyone. Great job.
Come on. Old times?
[Man On P.A.] Three large pizzas with everything.
We have a cell phone idea, but we never get to pitch it because we get lost.
Wow. He's rented out the fanciest ballroom in town.
[Steve Narrating] All party long, Etan's relatives will be handing him...
My plan is actually working. I think she might want to get back together.
you can call it, enter a code and the phone rings.
If I was gonna steal my gifts, how could I possibly do it?
- Snot, I'm sorry. - "Sorry" doesn't cut it, Steve.
Come on, Barry. Let's go drop off your gift.
Oh, Debbie, that's highbrow.
Steve, I have to wear this to my bar mitzvah!
Don't you worry, kid. I'll win this for ya.