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REAL JERKY, HUH?
THE ONLY THING EMPTY ABOUT YOU
GOOD-BYE.
CHILDISH?
PHILLIP...
"YOU DON'T USE A FORK WITH SOUP."
FROM YOUR ENJOYMENT OF THIS PAINTING.
WHO'S THE SLIGHTEST BIT DIFFERENT IS GAY.
THAT DREW ME TO YOU.
FINE.
IT'LL GET LATER, QUIETER.
I'M GOOD AT EXPLAINING THINGS
AND AS YOU ALL KNOW, DIANE'S VERY SMART.
AND YOU'LL SAY, "BOY, I COULD SURE GO FOR A CUP OF COFFEE NOW."
THIS IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A DIAGRAM
YOU FIRST. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
WHAT'S UP, NORMIE?
WHAT?
HE HATED HIM.
I'M GONNA BE CRAWLING WITH CHICKS BY SUNDOWN.
HOW HE SHOULD WALK, HOW HE SHOULD TALK,
NO. THAT'S GOOD, BUT NO.
I KNEW THAT.
WHAT'S THAT?
AND, LIKE ALL ARTISTS WORTHY OF THE NAME,
NOT UNTIL I SAY ONE MORE THING.
OK, I GOT IT.
WHICH EAR?
YOUR KNUCKLES ARE WHITE, AND YOUR JAW MUSCLES ARE QUIVERING.
I KNOW. I KNOW!
WE HAVE SUNK AS LOW...
WATCH THIS. I'M GONNA DO IT, TOO.
SOMETIMES, THAT'S GOOD.
You don't use a fork with soup