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CARLA, KEEP IT.
BECAUSE I USED TO BE A BASEBALL COACH.
IF YOU THINK SAM'S GOING TO LOVE THIS PAINTING,
YOU'LL PUT ON A SOFT MUSIC STATION.
HEY, CARLA, CAN I GIVE YOU A LIFT?
AH.
* SURE WOULD HELP A LOT *
* YOU WANNA GO WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
OK, LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY, WILL YOU?
THAT'S IT.
2...
YES. I SPENT THREE MONTHS IN JAIL.
AW, WHAT THE HECK.
YOU ALWAYS THINK
NO! I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE YOU LOOK AT THIS UNTIL YOU CALM DOWN.
I GOT LURED BACK BY THEIR SURF-AND-TURF SPECIAL.
TUNA FISH SANDWICH WITH BEEF GRAVY.
YOU THINK I WAS DOING THIS ALL FOR ME?
THIS IS IT.
SOMETIMES HE HURTS ME AND SEEMS TO LIKE IT.
ALL MY RAGE IS GONE.
I CAN DO THAT AT HOME.
I THOUGHT YOU COULD WEAR IT
I JUST HAVE TO SEE SOME EVIDENCE OF CALMNESS.
BECAUSE SHE'D HEARD OF THIS FELLA AND THOUGHT HE WAS GOOD.
THAT IT'S ATRABILIOUS, YET NOT A BIT LUGUBRIOUS.
OH, GOOD!
CARLA, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE DAY OFF?
AND HE'LL HATE YOU FOR DOING IT.
I CAN BRING DOWN THIS COFFEE TABLE BOOK I GOT AT HOME.
SAM, LET'S NOT TALK UNTIL AFTER YOU LOOK AT IT.
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