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Things can not get any more weak for me.
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few"? That was Wrath of Khan.
We love you Randy!
Hey! I don't wanna be Jesus anymore!
And now on to the weather. It's fuckin hot! Thanks to Randy Marsh, sonofabitch!
Another one! Another one combusted!
Well, we're gonna go work on getting Kyle's dad a nurection.
When I get my super powers, I'm gonna use them
It's just so amazing to be told that you're the best!
disaster.
We now return to the 42nd Annual Nobel Prize Awards.
Make love to me Randy! Please!
We know how to fart Mr. Mackie!
Perhaps if more of you attended church on Sundays,
Well, let's go to our first guest, Dr. Alphonz Mephesto.
- Why? - The answer's too complicated to explain over the phone.
That's the fifth store we've been kicked out of! Why is it so hard to get a nurection?
that told everyone to fart all they want.
God, that was not cool at all, dude!
We love you Charles Make love to me Charles
Call a town meeting tomorrow.
Peter, lame. But I'm Jesus, so I'll forgive you, I guess.
That's not your mom calling!
Alright! That does it!
Dude, you survived all this time on the fat stored up in your body?!
Boy, they're really pissed.
Come on Randy, you said we were gonna drink beer and watch the fight.
You children shouldn't be out crucifying yourselves out in this heat!
- Bye Helen. - By Jer...
You do that and you'll be the most beloved man in South Park.
to go visit her, what does that have to do with his death?
You guys! Seriously now!
Marsh, I'm not asking you, I'm telling you!
Even if I found a solution, those people would still all hate me.
I had a steak wrapped with bacon last night.
but if you always fart, you deplete the ozone.
- Where's your dad? - He's hiding down in the basement.
Eric, I have to tell you something, and it's really gonna bum you out!
Now you die on that cross and get resurr-erected before I kick your ass!
He didn't do anything. He was always with his new girlfriend.