Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Find the cause of spontaneous combustion or else!
Well I guess you guys can do the Stations of the Cross by yourselves.
No! I think I might have it!
Dude, I think you pulled nut.
Oh well! Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?
You're right, Stanley! You're absolutely right!
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."
Mayor, I think I'm a little overqualified for this,
Stan?
Die!
Let's Go Packers
I've heard about this! This is spontaneous combustion!
At first, Jesus was all like "why me?" and he was all pissed off and stuff.
- Are you a lawyer? - Yes.
because he doesn't have a nurection, so I wanna get him one.
The methane gathers here in the bowel area where it causes pressure.
sometimes the giveth seems a little disproportionate to the taketh,
But it usually only happens to fat people near open flames.
but if I die, everyone's sins will be forgiven, so I guess it's cool.
Alright, alright! Name your price.