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Hey! My dad is pretty cool, too!
you're gonna be the most popular man in South Park.
You're the best, Randy!
Okay, people. Scientist Marsh and I have been working very hard
Station 1: Jesus is condemned to death by Pilate.
- He gave us skin cancer. - Yeah! He put that hole in the ozone,
how he freed us all from the threat of spontaneous combustion.
Science is good.
Let's go Twins
Yes it is, you guys! Now seriously!
How come you're not dead yet, Cartman?!
This cross is seriously heavy. Oh man! This is totally weak.
- Peter! - I don't know you, dude.
And so we salute Randy Marsh and his unified theory of moderation that has saved us all!
And then Jesus was lead away to Mount Sinai,
- Or else what? - Exactly!
Oh Peter, weak.
Dude, he looks so peaceful without his little orange coat on.
Could I borrow one of your rocks?
Not too jewish to worship Jesus, are you?
Either I'm Jesus or I'll screw you guys, I'm going home!
more and more people go back to holding in all their farts.
Randy! Randy! Randy!
Republicans are so stupid!
- She's upstairs! - Well I have something to give to her!
How stupid do you think we are?!
I hate Stan and Kyle!
It's too bad Cartman can't be here to enjoy this.