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The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away,
where He died and has a resurr-erection three days later.
Right as Jesus was dying, He raised His hand and said:
Well, I'm Jewish.
They’ve killing me
- Is this what you're looking for, Kyle? - No, I don't think so.
- What? - It's gonna really piss you off!
Thank you for showing me otherwise!
Yeah, I noticed that too. Let's go get some ice-cold lemonade!
- Uh, we've been taking care of him. - Yeah, we're having his resurr-erected.
That's why I've assembled this crack team of scientists
Come on. Let's go see how Cartman's doing with his nurection.
She's not worried about you.
- I don't think I like this new law. - Squeaker.
Stan, Kyle, and Cartman were walking around him.
Yeah, I told I'd be a sweet Jesus you guys.
- Yeah, she must love me - Dude, you spend way too much time with that girl. If you...
adversely affect the atmosphere. - Well let's go talk to them. Stick by me.
The spontaneous combustion problem escalates as
How have we angered you Lord?!
Thanks for coming. You claim to know the cause for global warming in South Park.
Meanwhile the ozone layer continues to deplete as
Well, this sucks that I have to die,
- You're not to Jewish to worship Jesus, are you? - I guess not.
You guys, I am seriously... Get me down right now!
Okay! I'm getting pissed now!
It's fucking hot, thanks to randy marsh, sonofabitch!
Dude, my mom and dad keep fighting all the time, and everyone says it's
Alright, alright! You can be Jesus you tubby crybaby!
- Do you have an opinion on global warming? - Ah, it sucks ass.
- Do you feel hot? - No.