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- What? - It's gonna really piss you off!
Thanks for coming. You claim to know the cause for global warming in South Park.
Alright, alright! You can be Jesus you tubby crybaby!
- I don't think I like this new law. - Squeaker.
That's why I've assembled this crack team of scientists
Thank you for showing me otherwise!
- You're not to Jewish to worship Jesus, are you? - I guess not.
- Uh, we've been taking care of him. - Yeah, we're having his resurr-erected.
Meanwhile the ozone layer continues to deplete as
- Do you have an opinion on global warming? - Ah, it sucks ass.
Yeah, I told I'd be a sweet Jesus you guys.
The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away,
Right as Jesus was dying, He raised His hand and said:
Well, I'm Jewish.
She's not worried about you.
It's fucking hot, thanks to randy marsh, sonofabitch!
- Is this what you're looking for, Kyle? - No, I don't think so.
adversely affect the atmosphere. - Well let's go talk to them. Stick by me.
Come on. Let's go see how Cartman's doing with his nurection.
You guys, I am seriously... Get me down right now!
The spontaneous combustion problem escalates as
where He died and has a resurr-erection three days later.
Dude, my mom and dad keep fighting all the time, and everyone says it's
- Do you feel hot? - No.
Stan, Kyle, and Cartman were walking around him.
Well, this sucks that I have to die,
They’ve killing me
Okay! I'm getting pissed now!
- Yeah, she must love me - Dude, you spend way too much time with that girl. If you...
Yeah, I noticed that too. Let's go get some ice-cold lemonade!
How have we angered you Lord?!