Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Run! It's Donalbain!

Ow, my titties!

There are two things I can’t stand in this world: people who are intolerant of conservation ideals… And the brown trout!

Up yours, jive turkey.

-You okay, Mini Me? -Mm-hm.

FAT BASTARD: Come here, you.

And l think it's Fat Bastard.

Here's my bastard belt.

Scotty's on Firrrre

I’m here to rescue you. Come quickly.

His name is Roboto.

THAT'S A KEEPER. YES.

I Love Goooooooold

I'd like to point out that no one else in my gene pool runs like a girl.

Yes, quite off topic, thank you very much.

a brandon martin naqvi meme. HEY LESIE SHUT YOUR BLEEPING MOUTH OR A BLEEPING FIGHT WILL HAPPEH EH OH BLEEP ITS COMING MY BABY BLEEP SON OF A BLEEP CRY ME A BLEEP JOHNNY

I do have some thoughts...

What you feed that thing? It’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple

THAT IS NOT FUNNY

A lot's kicking, Foxxy. Austin...

Yeah. A little creepy. Mm-hm.

Daddy’s all pent up. Let’s freak!

Well, l suppose we better go our separate ways, then.

…Milton Williams

Hey Mario! Where the (bleep) is that (bleeping) King Koopa Also (bleeping) known as Bowser

No, l guarantee nothing will happen to Mini Me on my watch.

george i told ya not to go go carting fall and bump your left side! boing good riddance faye you penis urijourtner sent from prit's chaining locks drunksangs!

ALL: Yes, Dr. Evil.

I hope my wire fighting team is ready

Which means Roboto will lead us to Goldmember.

For his efforts, Austin Powers...

Happy Birthday Dauja!

Bart: can I have extra time for my acquittals? Fergus: How about no you crazy Dutch bastard!

Want to see my golden screw?

About a year ago, my partner at the bureau was killed.

Heh, heh. The big one can't take a hint. Heh-heh-heh.

You know, this is causing me serious psychological harm.

-Bye. AUSTIN: Mole.

He owns Roboto Industries.

MEN: Go, Titans!

And unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina.

Extra BIG juicy Melons

Well, don't tell me he feels neglected.

[SPEAKING IN JAPANESE] ...Fat Bastard.

Quaritch told the ground forces to mop up the remaining Na'vi warriors with "scorched earth

Sorry about that, old chap. Sorry. You know. Sorry.

Michael’s on fire

l got you a present.

Carter's On Fire!!!

ON 6’s AN 7’s

Ow, my titties!

FOXXY: You got a lot of nerve dragging your jive white ass in here.

hayley spackman had spackled dandruff spackfilla snow for breakfast. yes she has to for the indy 500!

No? Just trying it on.

Directed by Eric Darnell Tim Johnson

We're going to see the beach, yes

'Cause somebody--

-What are you saying, son? -Oh, please.

This spy car's also a submarine.

I have to calibrate the calibrater isn't that weird

l think we may have found a clue.

And unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina

This is uncomfortable

The football game is like hot sick, ass, and a dead carcass

When I was ostracized When I was Jazzercised

-Ha-ha-ha. -You mine, sucker.

l went on the Subway diet. You know, just like Jared.

Sellors’s on fire

...from one of the conduit boxes up there.

I gotta bust a move Drop and bust a groove

Oh, you want to be friends, huh?

-Ha-ha-ha. -Ha-ha-ha. Oh, yes.

Are you all right, little man?

May l present to you...

Excellent. We’ve been trying for years to get a mole inside Dr. Evil’s lair.

Oh, please. I’m not gonna let Goldmember get away.

who's filling in for taina liccardo-toivola? kaye jessop.

AH YES THE HMS SHAG AT SEA

Cedric The Entertainer and Stephen Root as Rhinos

Twins, Basil. Twins.

Twins Basil Twins

Come on, Mini Me. Let's go.

It looks Like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws, it's not.

Modern Flamers ...LINE Twwwoooooo

Daddy wasn't there

Ow, my titties!

Do we make you sleepy?

HOW ABOUT NO YOU CRAZY FAG!

Way to go, A-hole.

RELEASE THE WEST NILE MOSQUITOES!

-The say-what machine? GOLDMEMBER: Come on, now. Ha, ha.

Left a rose button for ya

I do have some thoughts

You always knew how to make me smile.

D'll I did it on illiegal with that Commentary. You can call me Josephine. Thank you for agreed. Kevin. Where you going i need to see that train. Don't worry Josephine. I'll see you in london. If were Lucky. For my tickets into you lose good day sir. My NHS

Ow, my titties!

…I love scrooooooooolls

l have a letter from my director personally thanking you for switching sides.

ya..., eso es asqueroso

us cubs love our granny raelene snell granny wolf! she's such an old granny! yes she is and grandpa wolf takes good care of granny goose!

l guess Mini Me won't get any...

[SHRIEKS] Release the meteor!

Don't let this be us at the awards.

Twentieth Century Fox Presents

Yes Squid pro row

[YELLS] ...chocolate!

What the hell's going on here?

...and the Dutch!

People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the dutch

Say, mini-fella, I'm, uh...

Edited by Gregory Perler

...I don't think that’s something one dude should say to another dude.

Ow, my titties!

Foxxy, what are you doing in Goldmember's club?

How about nooo, you smelly bastards??

here's a tissue

Ah, Austin. I’m sorry to interrupt.

...but those Belgians, they made you so damn...

Yes, yes, she was the barrister that became a bobby in a lorry...

["'SOUL BOSSA NOVA"' PLAYING]

Shat in your closet

I smell Like hot, sick ass in a dead carcass.

Yes, good. Okay.

Executive Producer Colin Wilson

[MINI ME SCREAMING]

PURO SKATELAND BRUUUTES !!!!

You crazy Dutch bastard

what would happen if i was a smock? well i'd make sure clapham trainor lewis got it in for ninja trampoline style.

[AUDIENCE BOOING]

Nothing could be my father from the truth.

You can spend your whole life...

Ow, my titties!

Daddy is horny for relations... You know, that old chestnut.

It seems he doesn't care...

David Banner (2003) is destroyed, but Bruce (who is unconscious at the bottom of the lake) survives

Stick that in your kilnpike and smoke it