Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

J'ai sucer le pénis à Dédé mais oui il est bien Et je l'ai même t'enculer toute la soirée

They're taking my father to the time machine.

Stand Up Cronenworth Take a bow

its like frickin' catnip for Badgerows

Scottie’s on fire!

Whoop-de-do, Basil.

I’m sorry, did you want some ice cream?

Yes, toight end like a tiger

That’s from Bruges

[SOBBING AND LAUGHING]

... with a Gatling gun in and above St. Regis...

Ow, my titties!

Heh, heh, heh, the tiny one can't make a gif

Casting by Louis DiGaimo

[IMITATES SPRAY BOTTLE AND SQUEEGEE]

How bout you don’t. Ladies and gentleman creamy don’t

NIGEL: We had some good, uh...

Well, I’m glad we're sprechen Sie the same lingitty, ja.

-Good morning, sunshine. -Good morning.

Well done old chap

Ow, my titties!

Oh, this is uncomfortable.

-Oh, God, we had some good times, eh? -We had some good times, eh?

It’s finally come down to this.

Ugh, what am I doing?

...a meteor will crash into Earth, causing a global flood.

[BOTH CHUCKLING]

Ah, well. Then there is no pleasing you.

I've been expecting you, Mr. Powers.

Though it isn't.

-He likes it, uh-huh -Uh-huh

[SPEAKS IN GERMAN]

Quickly. Quickly. Thank you.

Not you, Henchman Arbitrarily Turning Knobs...

Dr evil, You look very tight!

Extra BIG juicy Melons

Dagsie and Rommel Move Down The Bench

ACTION BASTARD: Hey, kimono lady.

Oh, yes. Helga.

I thought only Austin survived.

“That... plus crap.”

shat on a putting green

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I love Christmas

You know, l think being frozen damaged your brain.

J'ai sucer le pénis à Dédé mais oui il est bien, mais je suis certain Qu'il a mal au cul

Because I'm Ashwini And I'm A Whole Lot of Woman You remind me of this

TWO: ...Julia Roberts... -Hey.

Twentieth Century Fox Presents A James Cameron Film

See how it goes Evil's all that I see

The Adventures of Super Diaper Baby ended with the Big Bad, Deputy Doo-Doo

We need commandos, scuba, gadgets, for God's sake.

Hey, Bobcat Mott

Hello, hello. Aren't you going to introduce us, Austin?

-Any sign of that satellite? -No, sir. It's gone.

You keep a lookout. I’m gonna try and sneak in.

Tanks Mutha fucka

[WHISPERS] Daddy?

Let's have a smell, all right?

Whoop dee do, swoogin...

Oh, Basil. What's happening, baby?

MOE you look bloody grand today you do you Where is that bloody RN David

Edgar's On Fire

Me: Eats Turkey dinna, Tamales, Black Dinns & Cake for 1 week straight I hope my wire fighting team is Reeeadddy!

Remember that day at the academy?

And I’m glad he could be here.

And here we go.

how i do a rihanna wave off bob. is i just razor comb thr. layrs off. Then u i apply hsirspray. and that’s how i do a rihanna texture bob.

Shat on a turtle

Not so fast, smarty-pants.

It got stuck in my throat. I’ve had a stiff neck for hours.

Uh, Dr. Evil, can l paint his yoo-hoo gold?

Well, I’m glad we're sprechen Sie the same lingitty, ja.

It's solid gold, baby

I am entering your mouth now. Over.

...has managed to infiltrate Dr. Evil's organization.

It's gold - it's solid gold, baby

Satterfield, move down the bench

How about no? You crazy, gay bastard

the say what machine?

Me when the teacher tells a lame story or joke to the class….

Molly-Molly-Molly-Molly!

...making it seem like you're saying things that are dirty.

Dr. Evil, the World Court sentences you to 400 years.

Philly was Cool

OZZY: Oh, don't start, Kelly, or I'll put you back in the refrigerator.

It's all backwards, what's with that?

I used to think you were crazy But now I see you’re nuts

We give you top-secret massage.

...formed a protective cocoon of slaughtered human effluence.

Tell me something I don't know.

When your sibling asks to borrow something

[AUSTIN Choking]

Ow, my titties!

All the sailors had their meat and two veg painted gold.

Shh, Daddy's here, Dougie.

"You sure you don't have a little clone in you? Would you like to?

How are you? Just getting my sea legs. Sorry about that.

Still, we should run Like it is Femzilla!

...but I'm still tough and sexy.

EEEEEEEKKK!!!!!,EEEEEEEKKK!,EEEEEEEKKK la la la la tadaaa!,la la la la tadaaa!,la la la la tadaaa!,la la la la tadaaa!

I lost my poor meatball

l didn't see one.

Uh, l could reroute the output capacitor to the tractor beam...

AUSTIN: Let's go.

...were sentenced today at the World Organization.

Ow, my titties!

There's only one uniform.

I Love Dataaaaaaaaaaa

Austin Powers message to BCG Mexico

[SINGING] I don't know how to be No crib on MTV

batter and catch and get the batsman to be disqualified so that the empire would shake his head to pretend to chop food and say "no this shot is a disqualifyfing flunk out!" boing good riddance faye you snwjej uehd from yeetee's temples!

Shat in your closet

Come on, sugar.

l am a sexy beast.

Yes, tight like a tiger.

tonight i'll be eating 22 shrimp tempura rolls and a mango boba tea from zushibento in innaloo. tonight i'll be eating 93 pickle tartlets and a chocolate spring roll with 54 pasta selectors from 88 below in central perth.

Well, you might be a cunning linguist, but I’m a master debater.

Right, Mini Me?

EVIL: They raised me to be evil.

Crispy snap: That's why I love NESTLE CRUNCH Snap loudly aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh

when you get told his favoute move you scream like a girl