Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm fine.
'Buttercup is a special dog. She is extremely skittish...
- Four what? - Four cookies.
I'm seized with an overwhelming urge to say something like:
- How's the squab? - It's good.
Is that a rhetorical question?
- You wanna go back to thumb wrestling? - Osteoporosis. "P"
So long as we have that straightened out.
- I don't think I can do that. - Why not?
Watch how you talk to me. Remember what happened to Skippy.
No, it isn't. It is never ever okay for me to talk to you like that.
who are coming...
if your mom is coming to Parents' Day.
Someone who's not you, although you're the person spending every hour with him?
- Yes, they fit. - They look rusted.
and the reason you're going to go to Harvard.
for the cookie count.
Obviously, he was raised in a barn.
Bye.
Look, the other day, we were going skating and Rory said:
What are you doing?
so it was like 'the mustache guy'...
- Someone else? - Yes.
Madeline, Louise, excuse us for a minute.
- It's a her. - And a new name.
- You know what? I'll go. - What?
the last thing I need to do is face people gossiping about me.
- I'm wearing it. - Why are you wearing it?
- They can still be mysterious. - I bet his girlfriend's pretty.
Do you have any idea how many people you've hurt?
Don't you mean 'How much we could hurt Lorelai'?
So I'm getting used to saying Max.
- Catfight. - Go!
'Why don't we invite Max to come along with us?'
Thanks.
Your solution to all of this is not to return my calls?
- You've missed me. - Stop it.
The word 'probation' was tossed around quite a bit, though.
- Did you check in your purse? - Yes.
Bye.
- Don't. - It's in the box.
I've never been in a relationship like this before.
'As Marcel Proust would say... ' But I have no idea what he would say.
- Hi. - Rory.
- Can I say something here? - Of course you can.
You must really like this guy.
So you decided to kiss him in your daughter's school.
'That oppresses, like the heft
- I bet she's dumb. - Why?
Okay, good. I will.