Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm not holding my breath.

Where are you going?

So my mind instantly went to, 'What if we break up? She'll be crushed. '

- Which behavior is this? - Do you have no shame?

- I'm going over to my friend Lane's house. - Sounds good.

Just tell me one more thing. Where's the silver dangly bracelet?

- He's just a man, Lorelai. - No, he's not.

and instantly memorize the contents in three seconds.

The thing at the Inn with the flags and the little men and the peanuts.

they said hello to me the other day.

No, he is. He is a great guy for someone.

I'll think of something else.

So, where are we going?

That does it. Parents, thank you for coming.

It's a good rule. It's been working.

we might be doing this again.

Just Lit. Class.

A mistake is when you forget to RSVP to a dinner party.

Then she takes the cage to the place where we bought him...

Maybe it was good that you hid your personal life when I was a kid...

You haven't been in a relationship in years.

I would rather starve myself than know that my food was paid for...

If you like him so much, why are you breaking up with him?

Yeah, I hate Proust.

I think I'm gonna go for it and wear the fur-trimmed skating skirt...

An amazing guy.

Psycho was on earlier, and it was just the first name that came to mind.

I told you he wouldn't date a teacher.

Parents' Day. Next Wednesday.

I told you to be nice, but this was extreme, don't you think?

I will deal with my issues with Max myself.

- You are constantly trying to ruin my fun. - Do they even fit anymore?

Something else is good. I love something else.

Can we talk about it next Friday when I've read the newsletter?

Maybe we could do something else together.

It's not bad water, actually. It's not a funny color or anything.

That's what my dad did.

It's too bad Bowling League didn't work out for him.

It's just... I'm so swamped right now.

- One bottle, actually. - It's quite all right.

I'm so sorry. Please, honey.

- You're smiling. - I'm happy.

- She's coming. - I hadn't heard from her in a while...

I tried to call it Al, but it would only answer to mistake.

The Chilton newsletter came out today.

Just because I didn't read it doesn't mean I don't care about Rory.

What are you looking at?

- Are you breaking up with him? - What are you talking about?

Why on earth would you date Rory's teacher?

Because we are standing in this stairwell yelling at each other, that's why.

I really, really like you, Lorelai Gilmore.