Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mike, she has the head circumference of a six-year-old.

I hate this fucking country

full of Jodie Foster fans in the front row

Will, tell him why I hired you instead.

Vice President Meyer's got a nice familiar ring to it.

As far as I can tell, no such picture exists in the known universe.

Old enough to be my grandmother, as a matter of fact.

Mm, girls are the worst.

Ooh, hate to hear that. See, glad I have girls.

I mean, really, seriously, you're one of the good ones.

If you could just step away from the aircraft for a bit,

for a special lady.

Get Nelson on the phone right...

can hear you and your twink army in here cock scraping each other's esophagi?

Now you know what it feels like.

- You're gonna be at every meeting. - Okay.

- Were you gone? - Nevada. Six days.

Rumor has it he's getting secretary of state.

That was a handout to Big Oil.

is a pleasure and an honor,

I was a tall kid when I was three.

Will somebody wake up Mike? Or not. What's the difference?

Es muy caliente there

I, Laura Priscilla Montez, do solemnly swear...

Thank you. May God bless you

Have you seen my film? The hard drive is missing.

the winner of this vote will assume the presidency.

- Congressman Ryan's office. - Hello.