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Oh, I wish I had won.
Go through the Qataris, okay?
It's really more of a copresident position.
I know you make fun of me
- I may have a full-time gig for you. - Really?
You're kidding.
Legacy meeting adjourned.
- It's my new look. - Oh.
- Gary... - Oh, shut up!
What?
And I really want secretary of state.
I think it was a slave state, so it might have been free.
This will no doubt put President Montez in line for the Nobel Prize.
- Congratulations, Jonah. - Thanks, man.
God, I hate this country.
Take what from where?
Call a doctor and call my mom.
Mm-hmm. Absolutely, ma'am.
for coffee in the Red Room
- Hey. - Hello.
They have rated you the 43rd most effective president ever.
I'm hearing something about your borking Dunkirk.
Well, President Lu, I'm very glad
You're gonna be a partner...
- Mom. - Oh!
Oh, I know...
Oh, they're waiting for you in the Roosevelt Room, ma'am.
Nice shoes.
Pleeeeeease
that you've planted throughout the White House.
- for everything you did... - Amy, just come with us.
Jesus Christ. What have we got?
is we have to make Tibet happen.
- Ma'am. - Bye.
Yeah, sure did.
or perhaps on one of the many bugs
Here she is, baby Ellen.
Come on, you page-diddling Hawaiian fat fuck.
for Laura Montez.
since I've been doing all this press for the rescue farm.
I want you guys to get used to two things...
Selina Meyer will never be vice president ever, ever again.
Alternate timelines are a crutch
I was thinking vice president.
Okay, I can do this.
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