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They can take away your presidency,
Ma'am? Okay.
- Can we please keep him? - Yeah, absolutely.
You hear Montez is looking to keep one senior White House staffer?
Selina Meyer is not interested in becoming vice president again.
counted on you and you losers let her down.
You screwed her the worst.
You are not just gonna be any vice president.
Selina Meyer, the woman who freed Tibet.
Sir, by any objective standards,
Tom James offered it yesterday.
God, my phone is blowing up with these TV offers.
The second ticket is unclaimed if you're available.
Well, that's not true.
Inspiring words, ma'am. Godspeed.
Go to a Lamborghini dealership, you know?
That is first daughter Catherine Meyer.
I have three boys. My entire house smells like an armpit.
Mine takes place in an alternate timeline
- And stamps. I've got to get stamps. - Yeah.
as vice president.
Excellent.
stupid I don't know what the fuck it was.
Selina, good news. We found the missing Nevada ballots.
killing it daily on the Hill
every last shred of dignity you have
Can you just stay?
as part of this historic agreement.
and nights rated PG-squirteen.
- Is it? Oh. - Yeah.
in the Senate and becomes president, will President Meyer consider...
our new big girl. She's three.
Well, that just kind of made this whole year worth it.
She's telling people that you reneged on her Alaskan coast cleanup bill.
But Nelson is your protégé, man.
Good-bye, ma'am.
where we all murder each other.
- Selina Meyer. What a delight. - Tom.
Oh.
Statesman-ish, which is a joke, of course.
Yeah, she seems really, really large for a baby.