Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'cause I was the size of a five-year-old.
Maybe my auntie was actually my real mother
Well, then why don't we send warships out into the South China Seas?
'cause I think that's the least you can do.
Oh, my God, perfect. You can vote for yourself. Go, go, go, go.
Well, I'm not good with good-byes.
...and will to the best of my ability...
Yeah, that's not a baby.
I thought he was getting a baby.
If I was a little girl and you said to me, What do you want to do?
Is that gonna be my legacy, Ben? Is it?
Being called upon to cast this vote
Yes, sir. Sorry, sir. We were roughhousing.
Hot interns means girls. How the fuck do you not know that?
- Wouldn't you agree with that, Ben? - Sure.
But feel free to follow along on the television
and running my own little multibillion-dollar hedge fund.
Oh, right, no touchy the ladies.
That magnificent woman
And take off those fucking glasses.
And this is Ellen,
- Vice president. - Come on, secretary of state.
New Mexican, but not Mexican?
but you have a lump on your left testicle.
Oh, also, we got to get some eye candy in here.
Una epoca nueva.
- Seriously? - Morning, ma'am.
I should have relied on you more, Richard.
- Please. - Come on, just spit it out.
I'm finished with your brag wall.
Okay, Mrs. Montez and her family, they're on their way.
I want my Nobel peace prize!
Well, sure, yeah, we know that.
Okay, fantastic. I'll tell you what I want.
Yeah, there's just some minor swelling, Mr. Ryan,
President Meyer taking a moment to catch up with her vice president
out of his grave right now and I would rather eat out
- Ben here is just showing me around. - I am.
That I will execute all Mexicans
Mr. Yinui.
Oh, shit, Colt.
This is Debralee, our surrogate.
Yes, you should.
and I'm exceptionally glad
Well, give me the heat any day.
I'm sorry. That's...
and longtime political ally Andrew Doyle.