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...preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States.

- Baller. - Baller.

You know, hire some hot interns.

Thank you, Summerlin, you senile old piss sponge.

- Get Wallace on the phone. - Get Wallace!

15 years, I feel like I am 100% New Mexican.

And then it turned out to be the 12 loneliest months of my life.

- My beauty. - That's right. Let's go.

Just think of it as morning somewhere. Carrie?

- You're a motherfucker. - No, I'm serious. I'm serious.

So help me God.

a lobbyist to take me out to lunch short notice?

Vice president, take it or leave it.

and a very important part of my administration.

All right, come on, Ben, let's go.

I need a wallet

Everybody knew about it but me, too.

My fucking nuts!

that we're gonna have another four years of working together.

with the Chinese government to free Tibet.

No, he's at the Senate for the vote.

you and your twink army in here cock scraping each other's esophagi

Was I supposed to write something, ma'am?

Mike! Mike! Mike!

- Madam President. - What?

- It's not us. - Oh, fuck. Wallace is going Montez.

to pee sitting down since FDR.

That's Columbia Broadcasting?

- this doesn't just happen. - Tom, he voted!

Montez! Montez! Montez!

We've got to see what's going on in the Senate right away.

- Tom's not veep, you butler. - Doyle is vice president.

Can I borrow somebody's phone? I have to check on Buddy.

I just got an offer from CBS News.

So what's next for you?