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Ma'am, last night I ran a flash poll on presidential scholars.

Or winning presidential elections.

Oh, it's all right. I'm back at the Post, so we're good. Yeah.

the President of the United States, Selina Meyer.

Well, I suspect this will be of great interest to the Chinese.

...that I will faithfully execute the office

...as I guide America out of these turbulent times.

- All right, ready? - Alley-oop!

MSNBC has just learned that President-Elect Montez

What'd you think of the speech?

Or it could turn out like one of those Twilight Zone scenarios

Got all kinds of rumors about vote trading.

I want my Nobel peace prize!

Do you realize the whole goddamn Rayburn House Office Building

Hey, I better get out my fur for the ball tonight, right?

I, Laura Priscilla Montez, do solemnly swear...

Uh, well, we gave America everything we had.

- Oh. - I heard that.

- Uh-huh. - You know, back to basics.

That's what's gonna be my legacy.

Congressman Ryan's office.

Now is the time we put our divisions aside

Well, I also heard that it might go down into the teens tonight.

Oh, my God, I hope I didn't fuck Richard.

That's a leave it.

Here's an interesting fact.

All right, let's go, girls. Get on the thing.

Any chance Marjorie and Catherine want to get married?

And I almost hired an Iraqi war veteran.

Congratulations, Madam President.

she was thrilled to watch democracy in action.

- Put it up! - Oh!

That job is in her rearview mirror.

Mom, you're gonna do something with your hair, right?

Jesus, Will, are you looking at what I'm looking at here?

- Madam President. - Is the vice president in?

the arrival of President-Elect Laura Montez.

Anyway, there is no easy way to say this,

So, Greg, I will say this...