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- Morning, sir. - Morning.
Okay, let's put a pin in the VP for now.
God, I hate this country.
he's fully endorsing my presidency,
of President of the United States...
You've interviewed here so many times,
Or what we humans call the vice president.
that we've come to an agreement
That's literally the least you can do.
...and will to the best of my ability...
You look like Clark Kent if they dug up Christopher Reeve's corpse to play the part.
How dare you?
for vice president between Senator Tom James and Senator Laura Montez.
I'm married. I have the ring hiding under the gloves.
Okay, that's technically Catherine's painting.
- Thank you. - I don't want you to worry.
Well, I've always dreamed of living in a small town,
are considered a sexual prize.
It's like a shitty Groundhog Day.
Are we praying, ma'am?
Think I'm gonna need an agent, you know,
Yeah, I know what it's the last night before of.
this is the dawn of a new era.
All the photos of you with the Washington elite.
Try for Big Pharma. I hear they do The Palm.
Pot, kettle.
Legacy!
Yeah, $12. I was thinking right around 15.
- Oh. - Yeah. I'm a congressman.
Excuse me, sir. I made you a latte.
Okay, you listen to me. Listen to me.
the vote that is happening right now in our Senate.
- Yeah, it is. - Okay.
Oh, Senator James.
with Tibet now that you're out of power.
Your country thanks you.
- In there. - In here.
and I know that you think that I'm funny
Madam President, I'm afraid to tell you
Early detection would have prevented this.
Okay.