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It's like a shitty Groundhog Day.
You've interviewed here so many times,
of President of the United States...
Well, I've always dreamed of living in a small town,
- In there. - In here.
the vote that is happening right now in our Senate.
Or what we humans call the vice president.
he's fully endorsing my presidency,
Think I'm gonna need an agent, you know,
Your country thanks you.
Oh, Senator James.
Yeah, I know what it's the last night before of.
are considered a sexual prize.
- Morning, sir. - Morning.
Okay.
Okay, that's technically Catherine's painting.
All the photos of you with the Washington elite.
- Yeah, it is. - Okay.
Pot, kettle.
How dare you?
Early detection would have prevented this.
Excuse me, sir. I made you a latte.
Are we praying, ma'am?
Try for Big Pharma. I hear they do The Palm.
God, I hate this country.
Okay, you listen to me. Listen to me.
...and will to the best of my ability...
Legacy!
I'm married. I have the ring hiding under the gloves.
this is the dawn of a new era.
- Oh. - Yeah. I'm a congressman.
- Thank you. - I don't want you to worry.
that we've come to an agreement
for vice president between Senator Tom James and Senator Laura Montez.
That's literally the least you can do.
Yeah, $12. I was thinking right around 15.
Okay, let's put a pin in the VP for now.
You look like Clark Kent if they dug up Christopher Reeve's corpse to play the part.
Madam President, I'm afraid to tell you
and I know that you think that I'm funny
with Tibet now that you're out of power.