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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- Boys. They're fine. - No. Okay.
this one is probably my favorite.
- Thank you, Sue. - Of course.
Um, I've got good news.
Pot, kettle.
Oh, God.
Richard, I told you to get hot interns.
And, of course, with the presidency vacant,
they can take away your power, they can take away your dignity,
So, what do you say?
- Baller. - Baller.
Wow!
I just want to biopsy it and we can take it from there.
Are you here selling a young adult fiction idea, too?
Uh, I'm just finishing packing up Congressman Ryan's old office.
Okay, but I don't even have my...
We have just learned that mere minutes into her presidency,
I have to do it now because it's the last night before...
They're going alphabetically. Get somebody after him.
Can hear you and your twink army in here cock scraping each other's esophagi
Ah, wow, that's starting to make a whole lot of sense.
Nobody told me.
- What now? - A tie in the Senate
Um, well, I grew up
President Meyer dated the banker briefly late last year.
- Sea. - I want my Nobel Peace Prize!
Es muy caliente there.
And between you and me,
Yeah, from a distance.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Oh, Uncle Jeff sent a bunch of resumes from New Hampshire.
in making this transition of power
No, New Hampshire is just a fancy word for it's cold outside,
Your speeches, garbage.
I mean, the chances of this happening in Russia, nyet.
...that I will faithfully execute the office
I don't even remember how to drive.
Why'd you do it, Andrew?
- What happened? - I don't know.
And she's greeting a very attractive stranger.
before heading to the inauguration.