Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I would have said, Please, can I be president?

someone who can take the Dan Egan brand to the next level.

That'll get you in the history books.

Forgive me, President Lu,

where overweight, alcoholic ex-chiefs of staff

from decades of Chinese captivity

- Out of how many? - 44.

My fellow citizens,

With this in mind, I vote for Senator Laura Montez.

Well, I pee sitting down sometimes if it's gonna be a longy.

Honey, look at you.

Are you sure you don't know where the hard drive of my film is?

- Yes, ma'am. - This is gonna suck.

- Ma'am? - What?

God, I hate this country.

I've got a source. Apparently Doyle masterminded the whole thing.

Damn it. I just had it.

Okay, we've got to make Tibet happen.

What we have to do

Are there any pictures where the president isn't yelling at me?

Oh, I'm just wondering... boys.

of President of the United States...

especially 'cause my mother was so much older.

for lazy sci-fi premises, e.g., Star Trek

I have this thing every day and now I can't find it.

We've got an opening for someone to cover the state department on the overnight.

Could you give me tomorrow's research, please?

Your numbers... your numbers are garbage.

- That seems about right. - ...to be her secretary of the treasury.

by joining your administration.

- 50-48. - Tom needs just one more.

- Okay, so, right, you know that. - Yeah, yeah.

- I have. - Mmm.

That's it from the National Mall. Back to you, Wolf.