Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hi, Tammy. You're looking great.

♪ But the springtime takes me so very far away ♪

One hundred percent

I barely knew her.

Always happy to meet a fan, and a new neighbor.

One hundred percent.

I have an ass for a face, your dad has an ass for a face.

I... kind of promised your mom

Do you believe that?

One that doesn't involve you giving her a black eye.

Wow, Rod Wallis? I-- I'm a big fan.

You're ready to give a statement?

(rock music playing)

That sounds like a great idea... not.

-I came as soon as I heard. -Bitch!

(TV theme song plays)

(modem dialing)

Jeanette's an impostor.

He's having an affair.

How did it happen?

Oh, Katie Kat, her and the whole damn town.

I mean, not usually.

-♪ Zombie ♪ -♪ Zombie ♪

I do not wish to speak to you at this moment.

(pager buzzing)

I was talking to Kate.

anchor: A strange twist in the shocking story of Jeanette Turner,

Kate: Smells like summer! Come on!

-(Kate humming tune) -(ominous soundtrack echoing)

She hates Cindy Turner.

Please open the door.

Have you even considered

Do you know what a Rube Goldberg machine is?

But you just misunderstood.

-Honey... -Daddy, come on. It's just one session.

I even have proof.

♪ Singing yippee-ayo... ♪

-Thank you. -Yeah.

-Rod: At the Garden Club party tomorrow? -woman: Yes, of course.

woman: And when was that?

Oh. She and I had a little argument earlier, but...

I just don't know what to think.